N E W S p o e m
22 January 1999
Anne Bargar

[News Poem On My Floor] Forget desks-these ladies want to drive in-ground oil tanks notorious for leaks Opinions overstocked amid contentions Create a little 'piece of news' at home Obituaries impeach weather false injection will eliminate most pests Tables, chairs, learn to dance, blocking pedestrians. Thermometer takes time for important matters. Vote to oust networks now seen as do-it-yourself. sought by flatware, 4,000 mutual funds must get younger. Senators will study but not play president at home. Man gives up new love to take back old: developes potential for nutrient-rich aircraft Norwegian needlework traditions updated for the '90's after nude image found San Francisco out of the cellar after fifteen years, Robert gets message, signs up for draft. A civil action clears the air: man giving quiet engine found in cold emergency shelter. New publications desire worth analysis contends free parking, all haircuts $8.00 during senate debate.