28 May 1999
Anne Bargar

Friends Plant Garden

In an unconfirmed eyewitness report, three "friends" were spotted planting
a "garden" in a public park Suday afternoon.  The garden, said to be 17
feet by 30 feet, was initially "just a spot of bare earth with a few weeds
growing out of it.  When I looked again about twenty minutes later, I
observed what appeared to be three friends digging holes and sticking
green things in them.  These friends appeared to be laughing and enjoying
themselves.  After they put the green things in the ground, they watered
them."
        Asked how he felt about friends and gardens as seperate entities,
the eyewitness said, "Both concepts are alien to me.  I can relate only to
the people that I see on tv, and parking lots, respectively.  I'm not sure
why these crazy kids do the things they do."
        Late-breaking news on this story will be reported as it occurs.