25 October 1999
Bill Wendling

Jam Echelon I

Here at NASA, we are developing new incendiary devices similar to those used at Waco. The CIA pays us a lot to keep Linda Thompson out of the NSA. While Clinton has Gore use Drug C4 to look into the future and explain the mysterious outbreak of Oklahoma C., OK.

The October Revolution couldn't be televised because it wasn't invented yet. Just ask the Cherokee! But Terrorism continues to haunt those at DOD, the proud inventers of the Internet and Special Ops, to name a few. But, then, we forget the Handgun Cops role in the October Surprise. Why, we should all try to emulate them! They are the moral equivalent of the Contras, who, of course, were the moral equivalent of our founding fathers (tm). Not to say that Task Force 160 didn't help in everyway possible.

It's beautiful in Horiuchi this time of year. The radiation from the plutonium gives a lovely glow to every living thing. It's really a site to see! Maybe the IRS will move their offices there? They'd have to ask Special Forces to help them do that, I'd bet.

Did you hear that David Koresh...er...I mean, David Mamet is a bad director? His movies suck! Though he didn't make that terrible BOMB, Delta Force! Perhaps that was Ollie North? He's stupid enough to do such a thing.

This would make Malcom X's Constitution weak!