8 January 2000
Anne Bargar

News Poem No. 573B

On the first day of the new century, I wrote my first News Poem sitting at my kitchen table.
I slept until noon.

I talked to my neighbor about having a communal garden in my back yard.

I noticed that the barn at 203 E. Oregon was missing its locks. I opened the door and explored the inside for the first time. As I explored the upstairs, I could hear Wednesday meowing at me from downstairs, asking just how I had gotten up there, trying to figure out for herself.

I had coffee with friends I didn't expect to see.

On the first day of the new century, it was warm and sunny until mid-afternoon. There was a nice breeze blowing for most of the day. People recovered from hangovers, and the very structure of matter remained the same. Solids did not become liquids, liquids didn't become gases. That whole overblown "computer bug" thing never happened, and we were reminded yet again that we don't always understand the technology we create. Your software will always have quirks and your car will make inexplicable noises. We will never be able to predict the flight path of a "smart bomb," which will be ok if we just stop using the damn things.

Newspoetry, the Whole Story