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If you want to keep your skin looking young forever....
A breakthrough formula in the anti-aging battle; the latest creation by Elemental Cosmetics. Californium is a super-effective global anti-trade skin care sandblasting cream based on the synergy of Stealth Bomber technology, essential to the new looks of the 21st Century, and phytostimulines combined with the with a new toxic waste extract with highly regenerative and pliable properties. This powerful anti-aging compound blasts your face to shreds with small scented metallic pellets that come in both vanilla and floral. Your skin is replaced with non-aging radioactive compounds that are lightly scented as soon as the aging process begins. Thus, it alleviates all signs of aging resulting from stress, pollution, and active living. Clinical tests have proven Californium's effective results. Your face is regenerated daily and can be reshaped by using a large rubber mallet and an Exacto knife. You will have no appearance of lines, astounding tone, and a healthy, slightly metallic sheen. Suitable for all skin types, Californium should be used daily to preserve your youthful looks over the course of a lifetime. Because if you keep your face young forever, everyone will be shocked when you fall over dead. Ask yourself, do you deserve anything less? Californium. Available at fine stores everywhere.
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