semi-multi-level-esque-ish haiku in the wicked stupid style

Man, fuck that Carle shit!
Was gone to Christie Clinic!
And now, no merger?!

But that's not bad news
Nah, it's "unbad" news.

'Cause those jackass businessmen
don't know nothin' 'bout healthcare

Winter comes. No cash.
Wish I owned a hospital.
I'd merge with autumn.