9 February 2000
The Yeti
The Yeti

Leave The Yeti Alone

Yeah, leave me alone.
This is my bone
so keep your paws
off! I'm the dog who gnaws --
Hey! You at the door,
Go away! and don't come back no more.
Securing the herd.
Word.

I got instincts.
Won't chomp a fishy when its fin stinks.
I track a trail,
and in comparison you pale.
I've got mad herding skills
and if you stray I'm gonna yelp at you.
With my Pavlovian conditioning
it's something I can't help but do

You offered 60 grand to bag me
and ever since then you just lag be-
hind me. You're never gonna track me,
your traps are made by ACME,
I'm The Yeti.
Slippery, like Spaghetti.
Try and catch me,
China, you can't match me
for speed or grace,
I've got a match --
my tail and your face!

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