13 February 2000
Nottingham, England Correspondent Simon Mills

Tory Party Withdraws ISP Service

England (Associated Poets):
he Tory party, thankfully in steady decline thanks to the almost suicidal choice of Willy Hague as leader, recently decided to offer its own ISP service. They did, however, make the highly uneducated choice not to vet the people it allowed to sign up and publish homepages under its own domain.

The screen shot below shows one beautiful page playing on the recent scandal where a Tory MP was charged with having been given cash to ask pertinent questions in the house of commons.

Needless to say, the Tory party has now withdrawn its ISP service. Goddamn!

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