Why Newspoetry is Good for America

 think Newspoetry is great for America because it encourages a continued growth in the area of Bison Deployment and Fermentation. This as we all know has kept the issues surrounding Bison Welfare alive in the very, very early post-extremely late latter half of the twentieth century, which mind you is nothing to sneeze at. The Council For the Promotion of Bison Deployment and Fermentation would like to thank Newspoetry for it's endless promotion of 3/4-Size Psychic Bison. This has increased the sales of these Specialty Bison from -.2038476238047108374610837458 to .6. So those of us at the Council for Specialty Bison, The Council For Bison Deployment and Fermentation, The Society of the Lovers of 3/4-Size Psychic Bison, The Bison Group, Bison Patties, INC., and Fred Louver's Wonderful World of Singing Bison, would like to thank Newspoetry for their tireless work in this area.

And Furthermore, Clam Chowder.

Bison

Your Aunt Barbara is the winner of The "Newspoetry Last Poem in February 2000 Sweepstakes". For her winning contribution, she has received plaque. (Tomorrow is actually the last day of February, but we haven't let that bother us -- Ed.)