Newspoem
14 March 2000
Paul Kotheimer
Paul Kotheimer

The Nine-Haiku Blank Verse HyperSonnet

haiku blank verse sonnet

I've done the math, and
found that nine haikus will fit
on the sonnet's plate.

Nine seventeens are
one hundred fifty-three--That's
one beat shy of, say,

if you take fourteen
iambic lines with the ends
all feminine-ized.

Think in numbers, and
sacrifice the sense of what
it is you've just said.

Worthy notions make,
sometimes, the foulest results,
so why continue?

Why continue on,
thinking you've invented some
new form if it sucks?

but then you're almost
at the end of the puzzle
and it's just a draft

for William and Dirk
to convolute their verses
into new shapes with.

Rules are rules are rules
are rules. Haiku is not the
place to fuck with forms.

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