Classics Updated for New Millenium

• Leo Tolstoy's Low Intensity Conflict and UN Occupation
• Jane Austen's Narcissism and Xenophobia
• Franz Kafka's The Plea-Bargain and Morph
• Charles Dickens's A Tale of Two Metropolitan Areas
• Ernest Hemingway's Hello, Arms Control!
• Rudyard Kipling's The Rainforest Website
• Fydor Dostoyevsky's Three Strikes and You're Out and Underground Exposed
• Lewis Carroll's Alice in Disneyland
• James Joyce's Portrait of the Content Provider as a Minor
• Philip Roth's Portnoy's Lawsuit
• William Shakespeare's The Sales Associate of Venice
• Louisa May Alcott's Young Adults
• Jack Kerouac's On The Web
• Herman Melville's Tricky Dick
• Arthur Miller's Death of a Telemarketer
• Agatha Christie's Wrongful Death on the Orient Express
• Aldous Huxley's Brave New World Wide Web
• Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels's Capital for Dummies
• Thomas More's Dystopia
• Alice B. Toklas (with Gertrude Stein)'s In My Own Words
• Thomas Mann's Intensive Care in Venice
• Walt Whitman's Lids of Grass
• H. David Thoreau's Waldenbooks
• Victor Hugo's The Clinically Depressed
• Virginia Woolf's To The Microwave Relay Tower

Newspoets Bill Wendling, Nick Montfort, Sam Markewich, Paul Kotheimer, Bethany Cooper, and Sigfried Gold contributed to this report.