Conversation Road Sign Diary

In Indiana, you can park your Large,
While Miles should Drive Carefully
Grandpa's Farm RV Park Learns to Teach Golf
After we left "Illinois, the Spleen of it All."
The Industrial Land is Flushing Bethesda
at Odd Lots Drug Castle.
We had 50,000 Hubcaps at Schlepps Family Restaurant with
the ostentatious Evangelicals that worship at the nuclear power plant.
Stopping at Scheetz for a Schmuffin during the beer month of April;
America's largest community of Brick Executive Parks
in "Ohio, the Endless State."
"Berber, a Bevy of Beeves" orders Fried McHaggis
And Stays in Ohio, Brakes for Beer Ahead
While we "Hump the leg of the IMF."