Newspoem
20 May 2000
Nick Montfort, Joe Futrelle
Not Joe Futrelle but rather Nick Montfor Not Nick Montfort but rather Joe Futrelle

Tutti Frutti, Oh Rudy

I. Dip, ghoul, urinal.
II. Hullo, U darn pig.
III. Ulp, gonad. Hurl!

Ago, I'd run uphill. I
ill, ruin (hug podia)
I ... I ... hold up a ruling.
I go up, I ... I'll had-run.

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