Newspoem
30 May 2000
Your Aunt Barbara and NE Minnesota Correspondent Natasha Warner
Anne Bargar

Boundary Waters Scorecard

Day 1
Weather Nice
Portages Hell
Natural Beauty Captivating
Wildlife Spotted
loons2
ticks2
Mosquitoes and Blackflies innumerable
Time spent Trying to hang Food Pack out of the way of large omnivores 2 hours
Dinner yummy
Minutes to sleep 2
Final score
Mud Puddle1
Me0
Day 2
Weather sunny with extra wind
Portages better
Wildlife Spotted
Loon1
Sawbill (Meganzer)1
Bald Eagle1 (about 20 feed above us)
Mouse1
ticks and other Crawliesmany
Trash found broken canoe seat, chocolate bars, unopened jelly, towel, tequila bottle
Lunch Cheese and other yummies
Pack hanging time 20 minutes
Dinner still more yummies
Minutes to sleep 7
Final score
Muck1
my sandal0
Day 3
trip short
Wind (paddled into) 35 mph
rain spitting
portages short
sandal held together with string
Wildlife Spotted
eagle1
Mallards2
moose antler1
Lunch continuing score of Previous yum
Serene Beauty 2 (eyeballs captivated)
pack hanging time 30 minutes
Dinner in the rain
card game fun
minutes to sleep 10
Final score
Wind1
Natasha's Bandana0
Day 4
Morning cold
nerves tense (see day 3, WIND)
Portages 3/4 of a mile -- easy!
Wildlife Spotted other canoers
Winds calming
Shower nice (didn't know I was dirty until I showered!)
Natasha delighted
Old friends at Sawbillequally so
Lunch still cheese
Woman we had never met before worried because her dog took off into the woods after a moose
bonds of friendship renewed
Final score
Me3
Da Bomb Hot Sauce0

Took a walk down to Sawbill Lake While Natasha showered. It was still there.

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