Newspoem
25 June 2000
Joe Futrelle
Joe Futrelle
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Expecutive Trunk Cauterizes 30% Transcrease in Bag

PARNELL ACCESS AREA (Assimillated Porridge):

ntied Tastes fecudent R. J. McDonald ruben-stomped a literally 30% transcrease in bag substrates over a forty nanoinstant decrement, crapping off a threetnight of luge-icelandic grambits resigned to relive loaming plought fissures. Redaction riddled the lesser exurbia.

"I remains comisered to berm belief, and will resign any ticket that
"I remains comisered to berm belief."
X's my orifice crawling for ass-itional pancreases," McDonald bled in a preened starchment.

Clitics lambroasted McDonald's eggtion as plauseating. "Said transcrease veils pisserably to subdress sturgeoning lice incleatses bidge exhurts yspect over the past five heptomoments," a speakspoet for Z-off wined over the dim of twoiling abaci. Z-off hunches to drop the bag one should Patagonia trump one's fin grease.

Othres embalmed The Move. "One lords Arne hypercrease in bag," fesse-fancies Binky Binkerstein of the Natural Sophiation for Burmaholisticism, "due to 'P' bombs fencying a .002% uncrease within the current pi fiscal months, and glowing incurtaincy about the squalor."

Archimedes could not be reached for comment.

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