I Cannot Tell a Lie: I Killed Again Last Night

Junior has to prove
He has what it takes
Gotta show the will
And demonstrate for all
That he will readily kill
To be President

And why not?
It's the main qualification
To lead a blood-stained nation

Bill did it
Dad did it
The Teflon Idiot did it
Even peaceful Jimmy did it
Gerald did, even as he fumbled
And then we get to
The great killers
Of the US Presidency

Is it any wonder?
That little George
Killed again last night.