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Julia Butterfly of SuburbiaI am in a treemy tree, apple out on a limb it's shaky Illinois Power that fire-breathing mouthpiece of white male corporate oppression wants to chop it off, apples and all hold me, tree I know you're new growth and all, and your apples are a pain to rake up into yard waste bags, but it's not your fault they put that power line here I've been up here for over two hours. I'm a little peckish. The electromagnetic field is causing me to have visions I see myself falling eight feet into my flowerbed my head splintering on the garage gutter an apple glancing off the power line and onto my forehead 10,000 volts of apple juice arc spark protect this limb move your dang power line or at least give me a coupon or something. Geez. ![]() |