My Beanies

Erin $45.50
Maple $92.00
Mothra $75.25
"George W." $12.75

My Auctions

Bill's hat $1,353.00 (1h 12m)
Nader petition MIB L@@K! $12.40 (2 days 6h)
A. Ginsberg subpoena $75.80 (4 days 17h)
Johnny Werd flammable doll $56.75 (5 days)

My Climate

Cool, detached.
Morning coffee gives way
to mental fog by afternoon.

My Myers-Briggs^TM
Personality Type

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Today's Trope

- Metonymy -
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Great Poems Under $5

"The Red Wheelbarrow"
  William Carlos Williams $3.50
"[Because I Could Not Stop for Death]"
  Emily Dickenson $2.00
"Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening"
  Robert Frost $1.50