Gore Invented Jack Ruby, Indigo Girls

rumping his claim to fame as the inventor of the internet, Al Gore unveiled his latest computer invention today. Gore now claims to have also come up with the idea for the see-through-plastic computer long before Macintosh did. At a press conference in New Brunswick, New Jersey, which Gore predicts will be the next Silicon Valley, today the vice president revealed sketches for such a computer he drew one night

Gore revealed sketches done while "toking on a phenomenal amount of really good grass".

while "toking on a phenomenal amount of really good grass" in college.

Among the sketches Gore shared were one for a see-through-plastic computer made of black, non-transparent plastic, which, the presidential candidate said, "kicked the cee-rap out of any of those mamsy-pamsy colorations that Macintosh what's-it-called sports." Also among the sketches were one for a computer Gore named "Indigo Girls" and one for a computer made entirely out of highschool photographs of Jack Ruby, which Gore called simply "Jack Ruby". An incomplete sketch of a computer constructed from an advanced space-aged feces was also shared. The name Gore gave this was "Jack Shit".

When interviewed about his response to Gore's sage-like inventiveness, George WWII Bush said, "I'm familiar with most of the sketches in question, but I don't know Jack Shit."