Democrats Brats, Ratpublicans "Frat Boys"
Ratvertisement Rattles Pratsidential Rat Race

Rotses are Ret Violats are Blue Dubya's Ratverts will raptnotize you	Shall I compare thee to a rat? Thine eyes are beady your pouches full of other's abundance You live amonsgt the muck you rake Yes, "rat" is a fair appelation for you, Bush, Gore, now that this campaign has reached its Nadir
There once was a rat named Al Gore Who smelled an ad rat, so he swore The rodent in question (a hidden suggestion) Was ratten, like both, to the core	"Rats" in a Bush ad -- subliminal messages state the obvious