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George "conspiracy theory" Bush can now get married in the Netherlands if he's gay. And how should he get there? In his new mid-sized X45 Black Hole! "It really is a new class of Black Hole," says Philip Kaaret. Smoother, easier to swallow, and not so inconviently designed as last year's pill-popping model, even Al Gore endorses its new Amotivational Syndrome

It's really a new class of black hole.

drive. As last year's GOP is proclaiming that "RATS" is just the end of another, longer word, this year's Black Hole is getting smoother and sexier every other day, according to some analysts (the super-rich fucks that can afford their own Personal Gravity Bubble (PGB)). It comes in thirteen new breathtaking shades of black, 18 shades of velvety chartruse, and varying degrees of neon orange with hot pink racing stripes. Exquisitely decorated, this Black Hole will keep your super-rich universe lovingly comfortable as you zip towards the election. Never worry about having to bomb some rogue nation into extinction again! Why bomb Iraq when you can simply suck it into another, less troublesome existence with your new class-X45 Black Hole?

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