Newspoem
4 October 2000
Joe Futrelle
AAP member Joe "Grandma's Voting for Nader!" Futrelle

UIUC Loses Last Appeal Against GEO
big-ol partay on the streets, gettin funkay

Oh Gee, Oh Gee,
Oh G.E.O.

Oh me oh my
Oh we e-o!

Oh joy oh bliss
Oh glee e-o!

The GEO
has won!

So now, so now,
we've seen-e-o

How chancellors
and deans-e-o

Exhausted their
last means-e-o

The GEO
rocks! dude!

The Illinois Educational Labor Relations Board-e-o
(that phrase is a little bit to long-e-o
to fit into this song-e-o
and in fact the whole next phase of the legal process-e-o
is difficult to explain in monosyllabalic bits-e-o
so I won't even try-e-o)

I saw it on
T.V.-e-o

G.A.'s that
jump for glee-e-o

And gloom for each
trustee-e-o

Hot dang,
GEO! Hot fuckin dang!

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