Violence Kills

iolence killed again today when Palestinians were illicitly walking along the street in Israel. Israelis, who were not killed by Violence, were at a loss as to explain how Violence could have done this.

"Violence was always kinda quiet and kept to himself. But, wow! I guess you never really know what someone can do do you?" responded an Israeli soldier who witnessed Violence and the killings.

President Clinton was away at the naval hospital during Violence's actions since he wanted to get the most out of his health plan before becoming unemployed and, therefore, ineligible for health care.

Presidential Figurehead inexplicably claimed that Violence is just a Washingtonyism term.

Gore had a press conference on the subject as well, but the press corp went to the wrong address and interviewed a manniquin by mistake. Gore's polls rose by 13% after the conference.

Ralph Nader was ejected from the country even though he claimed to have a valid ticket to be here. The corporate run government didn't want him confusing the masses with facts. Such as the claim that Violence is actually Israeli soldiers firing on mostly unarmed Palistinians (that is, if you can call rocks "arms").