Robert Frost is the twentieth century's greatest poet. The poem referred to above is my favorite poem in the world. I am trying to breathe deeply, set aside my indignation at your heretical paraphrase, and transcribe the real poem in all its sublimity below. Unfortunately I don't have the poem with me, so this is from memory.

The Pi(k)e Less Taken


Two roads diverged in a wood and I
Had to stop and eat some pie.
Though my heart was set on crumbled cherry,
My horse demanded boysenberry. I said, "Shut up, you equine creep.
We have miles to go before we sleep."
My horse shut up with good horse sense,
And that has made all the difference.