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12-character:
a cycle of 4 12-character haiku12-character haiku:
a cycle of 4 12-character haiku20-consonant:
Happy Holidays527:
Newspoetry 527's67-letter poem:
67-letter Newspoemabcederian:
Happy Holidaysadvertisement:
Californiumadvice column:
Ask Your Aunt Barbara: Your Dating Questions Answeredalliteration:
Aaron's Alphabetic Advancement: an Atrocity?anagram:
Ansty Antsyanalysis:
Analysis of Newsweek 21st Century Predictions Staff Writersapology:
Letter to Groznyaudio:
Strange Death Row Pact Signedautomatic:Why Newspoetry is Good for America
Soft Manhood Threatens Re-Elected Mayor of San Fransisco
Your Aunt Barb's Personality List of 1999
Pentagon Proposes Stupid, Money-Wasting Defense System
Republicrats Unanimously Adopt Pro-Poverty Bill
Serial Killer Runs for President
Expecutive Trunk Cauterizes 30% Transcrease in Bag
I Cannot Tell a Lie: I Killed Again Last Night
Martian Water Debate Continues
Declaration of Independence Sold
North Korea Attempts to Join in the Trend Towards Globalization
Clinton Arrested in Fairville, Oklahoma
Raging Harmony The Theme For GOP, Democratic Negative Blaze Tops 60,000 Acres Of TV Ads
A Set Theory and Metric Spaces book asks Dick Cheney
George W. Names Barbie New Running Mate
203 E. Oregon Secedes From Union
Automatic 12-character Magnetic Valentinebillboard:NTSB Issues Final Report on John F. Kennedy Jr. Crash
Bush to receive CIA updates: Intelligence agency plans to brief Bush six days a week
What We've Suspected All Alongblank verse:
Why I Smokeblank verse sonnet:
The Nine-Haiku Blank Verse HyperSonnetblues:
The Dick Cheney Bluesbridge column:
The Bridge Columnbriefing:
A Briefing on Missile Defense (for George W. Bush)briefs:
News Brievescalendelle:
1999, Year of the Unknowncgi script:
The Newschant:
UIUC Loses Last Appeal Against GEOchart:
Global Prison Population Warmingcollage:
Taxpayer Updatecolored text:
Total Lunar Eclipsecomputer-generated:
The Newsconfession:
Newspoetry Service Disrupted by Y2K Bugconspiracy theory:
Newspoetry Conspiracy Theorycontest entry:
Why Newspoetry is Good for Americaconversation:
Oh, Pomo!cultural review:
Newspoetry Cultural Review 1999-2000definition:The Roving Cultural Review From West Central Ohio, Deep In The Heart Of French Territory Circa 1750
Enlightened Meanings for a Tired Languagedialect:
Clinton Arrested in Fairville, Oklahomadialog:
Clinton Arrested in Fairville, Oklahomadialogue:
Newspoem 24 March 2000diary:
Conversation Road Sign Diarydig:
Satiredthe dozens:
The Dozensdream:
Newsdreameulogy:
Peanuts No Moreexquisite corpse:
Television Subject Otherfable:
A Poet Reads the Newspaper, ...false statements:
False Statement Newspoemfield report:
Atlanta Linux Conferenceform letter:
Letter to Bill Clintongame:
Electoral Word FindHaiku:
Clinton Does Vietnamhaiku:
semi-multi-level-esque-ish haiku in the wicked stupid styleheadline:a cycle of 4 12-character haiku
The Nine-Haiku Blank Verse HyperSonnet
A Bunch of Haiku, Tankas, and Phone-Number Poems from the DC Protest
Memorial Day / Weekend Brings Increases In / Newspoetry Price
The Four Secrets of Highly Motivated Professionals
Middle East Passive/Chicago Tribune Grammar/Conflict Spin Haiku
Glut in Headline Market Takes Tropes to New Lowheadlines:
Headline Subtraction Pomeheimlich:
Heimlich on Political Actionhypertext:
At Machiavelli's: a WTO Protest Hyperfictioninterview:
Interview with a Gunkoan:
A Koanlament:
Todayletter:
Letter to Groznylimerick:Dear John McCain and George Ryan
Three Limericks from Cincinnatilimerish:
Limerishlipogram:
Top Row Retortlist:
Your Aunt Barbara's Top Ten List Of Stupid Piercingslottery numbers:
Winning Lottery Numbersmad lib:
Television Subject Othermagnetic poetry:
Newspoem on my Refrigeratormanifesto:
Seven Precepts for a Better Millenium, part 1menu:Seven Precepts for a Better Millenium, part 2
Seven Precepts for a Better Millenium, part 3
Times Square NRA Theme Restaurant Menumetaphor:
Demolition as Metaphormissive:
Y2Kmockery of iambic pentameter:
Person Proud of Attitude "Problem"multiple choice:
Newspoetry Y2K Year in Review Quiznine-haiku blank verse hypersonnet:
The Nine-Haiku Blank Verse HyperSonnetnonsense:
Airblame Gnashode:
Oh, to Be Like Mike!op-ed:
12-character Op-Ed on Chief Illiniwekopinion poll:
Op-Ed Question of the WeekPanku:
Clinton Does VietnamPantoum:
Clinton Does Vietnampardoy:
Republicrats Unanimously Adopt Pro-Poverty Billparody:
Computer Malfunctionphone-number poem:U.S. Working People's Can-Do Culture Under Pressure
A Bunch of Haiku, Tankas, and Phone-Number Poems from the DC Protestpledge:
Pledge of Allegiancepoem :
Newspoem about School Shootings, the WTO, Cuba, Police Brutality, Oil Prices, Chechnya, the NASDAQ, and Global Warmingpoem from the heart:
Risingpoll:
Vote for Meportal:
Welcome to MyNewsPoetry, GUEST!prayer:
Text of Prayer to be Spontaneously Chanted at Mandatory, Spur-of-the-moment Prayers to be Held at Impulsively-Scheduled Occasions Pre-determined Suddenly and Unexpectedly by Impromptu Religious Organizationsprecept:
Seven Precepts for a Better Millenium, part 1predictions:Seven Precepts for a Better Millenium, part 2
Your Aunt Barbara's Predictions for the 21st Centurypress conference:
George W. Names Barbie New Running Mateprose-poem:
Natureptuim:
Airblame Gnashpunctuation acrostic:
',-()----""'?.!?!quiz:
Newspoetry Y2K Year in Review Quizrant:
Madder Than I Ought to Be?rap:
Leave The Yeti Aloneratings:
Consumer Reports Recommends Naderreadymade:
Bush to receive CIA updates: Intelligence agency plans to brief Bush six days a weekreceipt:
Automatic Summer Poemreport:
Newspoem No. 573Brestaurant review:Humans Fail to Prove Superiority of Opposable Thumbs: Lamp Remains Inoperative
Newspoetry Report from Fairfax, VA
The Southern Girls Convention: A Report
Nader Chooses Al Gore, George W. Bush as Running Mates
Inventor of the Lava Lamp Dies
The Roving Cultural Review From West Central Ohio, Deep In The Heart Of French Territory Circa 1750
recipe (after Johnson)review:
Newspoetry Architecture Review: The New Jimi Hendrix Museum and Robot Zooroundtable discussion:Newspoetry Cultural Review 1999-2000
Consumer Reports Recommends Nader
The Roving Cultural Review From West Central Ohio, Deep In The Heart Of French Territory Circa 1750
Roundtable Discussion on Laborrules:
Olympic Rules and Standards: Turkey Slicing Competitionsatire:
AOL, Time/Warner Shove Each Other Up Each Other's Assholesscorecard:Analysis of Newsweek 21st Century Predictions Staff Writers
Beltway Insiders OK Steamy Bi/Het Love Tryst
Newspoetry Acquired by Schneertz
Wall Street Reports Stock Values Of Deceased Mountain Climbers Increase
Government Announces New Food Programs
"The Home Ground": McCain Leads Texas Seige
Nader Only Candidate Left in Birthday Surprise
MIT, UIUC Launch Home Economics Programs
Presidential Seat Open and Running -- For Itself
Term Limitation Deadlock: Former President Taft, Vice President Agnew Cloned!
Clinton makes muclear ban plea
Pentagon Proposes Stupid, Money-Wasting Defense System
Newspoetry's Book Recommendations
Judge Issues Gates-Split Order
US Tourism a Trickle of Big Spenders
Gore Campaign Announces Biotechnology Breakthrough
Martian Water Debate Continues
Declaration of Independence Sold
North Korea Attempts to Join in the Trend Towards Globalization
Investors Drop Newspoetry After Lower-than-expected Earnings Report
A Plea From the Heart to Stop So-Called "Replication Control"
NPR Host Reveals Differences Between Genders
Ambivalence Returns to America
Boundary Waters Scorecardscreenshot:
Tory Party Withdraws ISP Servicescript:
Clinton Arrested in Fairville, Oklahomasemi-multi-level-esque-ish haiku:
semi-multi-level-esque-ish haiku in the wicked stupid styleshort story:
William Gillespie Accused of Murder: Eggplant Involvedsnowball:Newspoetry Conspiracy Theory, part 2
Patrick Dorismond RIP, NYPDsoft english:
Unbad News (for the Hard-English Impaired)song:
Que Sera, Serasonnet:Elvis Wasn't Called the King for Nothing
Late to Workspenserian:
Electoral Sonnetstandards:
Olympic Rules and Standards: Turkey Slicing Competitionsubtraction:
Headline Subtraction Pometail-chaser:
Gore's Legal Team Interferes With Old Boy Processtanka:
A Bunch of Haiku, Tankas, and Phone-Number Poems from the DC Protesttextbook:
A Set Theory and Metric Spaces book asks Dick Cheneytirade:
Person Proud of Attitude "Problem"top ten:
Your Aunt Barbara's Top Ten List Of Stupid Piercingstravelogue:
Yet Another Boring Travelogueunivocalic:
Footwords to Howl, for Solomonvalentine:
Automatic 12-character Magnetic Valentinevillaku:
Villakuvillanelle:
Villaknellwanted poster:
WANTEDwicket poorly constructed poem:
Hey Gang, uh, This is Just a Thought I Had That I Kinda' Thought Might, uh, be, Like, Important, or Something, You Know?. : a critique in the form of a wicket poorly constructed poem in the form of an avant garde palindromeword count:
A Fifth of Augustword find:
Electoral Word Findword ladder:
From Bush to Goreword problem:
Word Problem