NEWSpoetry
2000 index
titles newspoets subjects forms dates

527:

Newspoetry 527's
achievement:
Aaron's Alphabetic Advancement: an Atrocity?
activism:
And So
advertising:
and then
africa:
NPR Host Reveals Differences Between Genders
aging:
Californium
aids:
What Causes AIDS in South Africa?

NPR Host Reveals Differences Between Genders

airplane disasters:
Airblame Gnash
air quality:
Tobacco Choking on Ozone
alan greenspan:
Alan Greenspan's Briefcase

Letter to the Editor

alexander technique:
AT

swath

al gore:
Nader Only Candidate Left in Birthday Surprise

Electoral Sonnet

Presidential Bullshit: An Analysis

Gore Campaign Announces Biotechnology Breakthrough

Dubya

Nader Chooses Al Gore, George W. Bush as Running Mates

Gore Invented Jack Ruby, Indigo Girls

Blatant Advertisement

The Dozens

Vote for Me

What We've Suspected All Along

Violence Kills

Incredible Hulk Limerick

From Bush to Gore

Election Anxiety

Reminiscences of Al Gore

"Things looked very dark, it had been getting dark for some time"

EverGreen

The 2000 Election Thus Far

An Open Letter

Hey Gang, uh, This is Just a Thought I Had That I Kinda' Thought Might, uh, be, Like, Important, or Something, You Know?. : a critique in the form of a wicket poorly constructed poem in the form of an avant garde palindrome

Bush Executes Gore, Gore Dumps Bush

Breaking News is Hard to Do

Today's Constitutional Hallucination

Newspoetry Y2K Year in Review Quiz

alphabetization:
Aaron's Alphabetic Advancement: an Atrocity?
amadou diallo:
',-()----""'?.!?!

WANTED

and then

Union Boycotts Boss

American Skin

amazon.com:
Dear Amazon.com
america:
america i love thy odor

My America

anatomy:
swath
antiques:
Newspoetry Report from Fairfax, VA
aol:
News Brieves
apathy:
Ambivalence Returns to America
apes:
Nature
arab-israeli conflict:
Newsdream

Clinton returns to Camp David regard something as probable or likely with desire to mediate Mideast quality of state or fact of existing unlike or dissimilar

This Week in the Middle East

Violence Kills

Middle East Passive/Chicago Tribune Grammar/Conflict Spin Haiku

archaeology:
Tuttasaurus Ruttix

Indian Firefight

arms control:
Clinton makes muclear ban plea
arms race:
Unbad News (for the Hard-English Impaired)

A Briefing on Missile Defense (for George W. Bush)

North Korea Attempts to Join in the Trend Towards Globalization

asbestos:
Elian Gonzalez Killed by Crayon
assholes:
AOL, Time/Warner Shove Each Other Up Each Other's Assholes

News Brieves

asteroids:
Newspoem 6 March 2000
astronomy:
Total Lunar Eclipse
atlanta:
Atlanta Linux Conference
autumn:
Alleged Autumn
barbie:
George W. Names Barbie New Running Mate
bassoon insurance:
The Scribblings of an Insane Genius
belief:
Newspoem Upon Hearing that the Supreme Court Overturned Every Effort to Discover What Everyone Already Knows
bethany cooper:
When Bethany's Sexay Love Man Votes
big tobacco:
Tobacco Choking on Ozone
bill bradley:
Presidential Seat Open and Running -- For Itself
bill clinton:
Nader Only Candidate Left in Birthday Surprise

Clinton and NRA Trade Schoolyard Taunts

Dubya

Clinton returns to Camp David regard something as probable or likely with desire to mediate Mideast quality of state or fact of existing unlike or dissimilar

Haiku (x 2)

Violence Kills

Executive Dysfunction

"Things looked very dark, it had been getting dark for some time"

EverGreen

An Open Letter

Clinton Does Vietnam

News Brieves

NewsSpasms

Letter to Bill Clinton

bill's hat:
Nader Chooses Bill's Hat as Running Mate: Popularity Surges
biotechnology:
Villaku
birth control:
A Plea From the Heart to Stop So-Called "Replication Control"

Tinyweek

bisexuality:
Beltway Insiders OK Steamy Bi/Het Love Tryst
bison:
Why Newspoetry is Good for America

Letter to the Editor

Letter to the Editor

Psychic Bison Unsung

black holes:
Blatant Advertisement
blackouts:
Jellyfish Power Failure

Breaking News is Hard to Do

bob dole:
Presidential Seat Open and Running -- For Itself
books:
Newspoetry's Book Recommendations
boycotts:
Dear Amazon.com
bozz skaggs:
SCIENTISTS UNCOVER MARTINLUTHERVANDROSSSAMMYDAVISKINGJUNIORSHORTXIV GENE IN STARTLING DISCOVERY!
brain:
The George Bush Center for Intelligence
brain transplants:
Web Site Recruits Donors, Recipients
bridge:
The Bridge Column
briefcases:
Alan Greenspan's Briefcase
british royal family:
Elvis Wasn't Called the King for Nothing
brooklyn:
Today's Constitutional Hallucination
brooklyn bridge:
NYC Pome
bruce springsteen:
Union Boycotts Boss
bullshit:
Presidential Bullshit: An Analysis
butterfly ballots:
Palm Beach Haiku
campaign finance:
Super-Rich Support George W.
campaign finance reform:
Dear John McCain and George Ryan

Newspoetry 527's

Forty Athol Street: a Memoir

camp david:
Newsdream
candy:
The Wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop
capitalism:
Elian, the Token Alien

Elian Gonzalez Killed by Crayon

carnivore:
Tinyweek
cats:
Humans Fail to Prove Superiority of Opposable Thumbs: Lamp Remains Inoperative

Pentagon Proposes Stupid, Money-Wasting Defense System

Newspoetry's Book Recommendations

Cat Questions Ambassadorship

People's Republic of Green Street Recognizes New Nation

cell phones:
NewsSpasms
censorship:
Limerish
census:
TOO Democracyish
champaign:
Low-Riding Public Policy
champaign county board:
Newspoetry Y2K Year in Review Quiz
charlie brown:
Peanuts No More
chechnya:
Letter to Grozny
cheese:
The Scribblings of an Insane Genius
chewing gum:
Lazio Presidential Material
chief illiniwek:
Dear John McCain and George Ryan

12-character Op-Ed on Chief Illiniwek

child care:
Maybe it's Wal-mart
christianity:
Jolly Old Czaint Nicholas II
christmas:
Madder Than I Ought to Be?

Happy Holidays

The Santa Clause

church of satan:
Marylin Manson Endorses Bush
cia:
Presidential Seat Open and Running -- For Itself

Intelligence vs. The Rule of Law

The George Bush Center for Intelligence

Bush to receive CIA updates: Intelligence agency plans to brief Bush six days a week

The Santa Clause

cigars:
Haiku (x 2)
civil liberties:
Text of Prayer to be Spontaneously Chanted at Mandatory, Spur-of-the-moment Prayers to be Held at Impulsively-Scheduled Occasions Pre-determined Suddenly and Unexpectedly by Impromptu Religious Organizations

Low-Riding Public Policy

classics:
Classics Updated for New Millenium
climate:
Global Prison Population Warming
cloning:
Term Limitation Deadlock: Former President Taft, Vice President Agnew Cloned!
cnn:
US Tourism a Trickle of Big Spenders

#77 not an election poem

The 2000 Election Thus Far

coast guard:
Presidential Seat Open and Running -- For Itself
colombia:
Wazz'up

Election Anxiety

colorado:
The Mile-High Wildlife Report
columbine:
Post-Columbine
computers:
Gore Invented Jack Ruby, Indigo Girls
concept albums:
Newspoetry Y2K Year in Review Quiz
condoms:
NewsSpasms
consensus:
Seven Precepts for a Better Millenium, part 3
conservation:
Julia Butterfly of Suburbia
conspicuous consumption:
You Need Expensive Stuff!
consumer reports:
Consumer Reports Recommends Nader
cops:
The Four Secrets of Highly Motivated Professionals
corporate mergers:
AOL, Time/Warner Shove Each Other Up Each Other's Assholes

Unbad News (for the Hard-English Impaired)

semi-multi-level-esque-ish haiku in the wicked stupid style

Newspoem on my Refrigerator

Microsoft to Merge with DOJ

cosmetics:
Californium
crayons:
Elian Gonzalez Killed by Crayon
credit card companies:
NPR Host Reveals Differences Between Genders
cuba:
Georgie Ryan

Elian, the Token Alien

Haiku (x 2)

Breaking News is Hard to Do

Foreign Policy Panel: Ease Cuba Embargo

cults:
The Scribblings of an Insane Genius
culture:
Newspoetry Cultural Review 1999-2000
dan rather:
NewsSpasms
darth vader:
Incredible Hulk Limerick
death penalty:
Poem on the Theme of Mistake

Strange Death Row Pact Signed

Dear John McCain and George Ryan

Justice Murder

Newspoetry Report from Fairfax, VA

Serial Killer Runs for President

I Cannot Tell a Lie: I Killed Again Last Night

Villaknell

Baby Steps

Election Anxiety

declaration of independence:
Declaration of Independence Sold
defiance:
Person Proud of Attitude "Problem"
democracy:
Seven Precepts for a Better Millenium, part 3

Green is Not Seen

Double Dubya Haiku

demolition derby:
Demolition as Metaphor
denver:
The Mile-High Wildlife Report
depression:
Today
derek walcott:
An Open Letter
dialectical materialism:
DMD -- Dialectical Materialism Denial
dick cheney:
The Dick Cheney Blues

A Set Theory and Metric Spaces book asks Dick Cheney

George W. Names Barbie New Running Mate

Vote for Me

digital divide:
NPR Host Reveals Differences Between Genders
dinosaurs:
Tuttasaurus Ruttix
disgruntlement:
Person Proud of Attitude "Problem"
dogs:
Pentagon Proposes Stupid, Money-Wasting Defense System
don mclean:
McLean Wins Michigan
dostoyevsky:
"Vanka"
doves:
Bush to receive CIA updates: Intelligence agency plans to brief Bush six days a week
dow:
Glut in Headline Market Takes Tropes to New Low

DOWn

drought:
drought

fall

67-letter Newspoem

drugs:
Government Buys Bad Drama

The Times

Dubya

drug testing:
Government Buys Bad Drama
drug trade:
Tinyweek
drug war:
Election Anxiety
duct tape:
Op-Ed Question of the Week
earth:
NIST, CODATA Skeptical About Lighter Earth
earthlink:
News Brieves
earthquakes:
Tinyweek
earth science:
swath
e. coli:
No-Tory-us!
e-commerce:
Dear Amazon.com

NPR Host Reveals Differences Between Genders

Mightywords Stabs ELO ED in Back

economic disparity:
nasdaq flat
economy:
A Koan
edward teller:
A Briefing on Missile Defense (for George W. Bush)
eggplant:
William Gillespie Accused of Murder: Eggplant Involved
ehud barak:
Clinton returns to Camp David regard something as probable or likely with desire to mediate Mideast quality of state or fact of existing unlike or dissimilar

NewsSpasms

elections:
Mr. Big Reports

"The Home Ground": McCain Leads Texas Seige

Nader Only Candidate Left in Birthday Surprise

McLean Wins Michigan

Justice Murder

Open Letter to the Rat-Fucks Trying to Get Elected

Electoral Sonnet

Presidential Bullshit: An Analysis

Left Rebel "Red Ken" Elected

Lazio Presidential Material

Gore Campaign Announces Biotechnology Breakthrough

Serial Killer Runs for President

I Cannot Tell a Lie: I Killed Again Last Night

Super-Rich Support George W.

The Dick Cheney Blues

Raging Harmony The Theme For GOP, Democratic Negative Blaze Tops 60,000 Acres Of TV Ads

Nader Chooses Al Gore, George W. Bush as Running Mates

Op-Ed Question of the Week

A Set Theory and Metric Spaces book asks Dick Cheney

George W. Names Barbie New Running Mate

Nader Chooses Bill's Hat as Running Mate: Popularity Surges

The Bridge Column

Major Insults Futrelle

Newspoetry Headline News

Democrats Brats, Ratpublicans "Frat Boys"

Forty Athol Street: a Memoir

Blatant Advertisement

Green is Not Seen

Tinyman for President

The Four Secrets of Highly Motivated Professionals

Consumer Reports Recommends Nader

The Dozens

Taxpayer Update

Mark Sheldon

Electoral Word Find

Vote for Me

What We've Suspected All Along

The Year That Nader Ran

Television Subject Other

Incredible Hulk Limerick

Lazio's Eyes Heat-Ray-Capable

Local Politician Running For Statewide Office Fails To Tip Coffee Shop Employee

Polls Revolt

From Bush to Gore

Election Anxiety

Dick Says ...

When Bethany's Sexay Love Man Votes

Reminiscences of Al Gore

Shake

"Things looked very dark, it had been getting dark for some time"

EverGreen

for the next four more

The 2000 Election Thus Far

Deadlock Above the Keys

Ambivalence Returns to America

Palm Beach Haiku

Hey Gang, uh, This is Just a Thought I Had That I Kinda' Thought Might, uh, be, Like, Important, or Something, You Know?. : a critique in the form of a wicket poorly constructed poem in the form of an avant garde palindrome

Breaking News is Hard to Do

Gore's Legal Team Interferes With Old Boy Process

NewsSpasms

Newspoem Upon Hearing that the Supreme Court Overturned Every Effort to Discover What Everyone Already Knows

"It was a cold day in Hell ..."

The Santa Clause

Newspoetry Y2K Year in Review Quiz

electronic literature:
Newspoetry Coverage of Ropes Panel Discussion on Electronic Literature with Richard Powers and Sven Birkerts at the University of Cincinnati on February 3rd, 2000

Newspoem 24 March 2000

Mightywords Stabs ELO ED in Back

elian gonzalez:
There's nothing much to think about, folks!

Elian, the Token Alien

The Little Cuban Boy

Elian Gonzalez Killed by Crayon

elvis:
Analysis of Newsweek 21st Century Predictions Staff Writers

Elvis Wasn't Called the King for Nothing

Elvis Died for your Sins

embargos:
Foreign Policy Panel: Ease Cuba Embargo
endangered species:
Newspoem 2 June 2000
england:
Cawst
environmentalism:
$.02one hole
environmental policy:
The Dozens
equality:
Seven Precepts for a Better Millenium, part 1
equal protection:
The Definition of "Equal Protection" As It Appears in the Majority Opinion of the United States Supreme Court, December 12, 2000
eritrea:
fall
eros:
Newspoem 6 March 2000
errors:
US Tourism a Trickle of Big Spenders
espionage:
Newspoem 14 September 2000

Wen Ho Lee steals nation's fishing secrets while serving time on a false nuclear espionage charge (#76)

eu:
bumpidabumpa
eurodisney:
NewsSpasms
europe:
bumpidabumpa
european union:
NewsSpasms
everest:
Wall Street Reports Stock Values Of Deceased Mountain Climbers Increase
executions:
I Cannot Tell a Lie: I Killed Again Last Night
existentialism:
Existential Haiku
fast food:
McDonald's Gives Stock Market Serious Heartburn, Gastritis, Appendicitis, Irregularity, Gall Stones, Liver Disease, Migraine Headaches, "The Runs", Pattern Baldness, Really Bad Gas, Ingrown Toenails, and "The Vapors"
fatbrain:
Mightywords Stabs ELO ED in Back
fbi:
Beltway Pome

Tinyweek

fcc:
Unbad News (for the Hard-English Impaired)

You Can't Say That on the Fucking Radio

News Brieves

fda. genetic engineering:
The Santa Clause
federal reserve board:
Alan Greenspan's Briefcase
fermented bison:
Letter to the Editor
fidel castro:
Elian Gonzalez Killed by Crayon

Tinyweek

fifth of august:
A Fifth of August
finance:
From the Financial Times
firefighting:
Indian Firefight
fires:
Los Alamos Burns
first amendment:
Text of Prayer to be Spontaneously Chanted at Mandatory, Spur-of-the-moment Prayers to be Held at Impulsively-Scheduled Occasions Pre-determined Suddenly and Unexpectedly by Impromptu Religious Organizations
fish:
Signs of the End Times, IV
florida:
Strange Death Row Pact Signed
food:
Government Announces New Food Programs
food stamps:
What I Do During Staff Meetings
football:
Text of Prayer to be Spontaneously Chanted at Mandatory, Spur-of-the-moment Prayers to be Held at Impulsively-Scheduled Occasions Pre-determined Suddenly and Unexpectedly by Impromptu Religious Organizations
fraud:
#77 not an election poem
freakhood:
The Southern Girls Convention: A Report
freedom of speech:
Text of Prayer to be Spontaneously Chanted at Mandatory, Spur-of-the-moment Prayers to be Held at Impulsively-Scheduled Occasions Pre-determined Suddenly and Unexpectedly by Impromptu Religious Organizations
frivolous lawsuits:
Twixt Two Twists
fujimori:
NewsSpasms
full employment:
A Koan
gadgets:
You Need Expensive Stuff!
gambling:
Winning Lottery Numbers
gap:
America
garage door openers:
"It was a cold day in Hell ..."
garbage:
Ode To Trash Day In Zanesfield, Oh.
gary hart:
Bush Executes Gore, Gore Dumps Bush
gas prices:
Newspoem 14 September 2000
gay rights:
Who am I?
geeks:
Atlanta Linux Conference
gender:
NPR Host Reveals Differences Between Genders
general motors:
The Santa Clause
genetic engineering:
Today's Winning Amino Acid Base-Pair Sequences

Gore Campaign Announces Biotechnology Breakthrough

Human Genome Informed of its Rights

Scientist's Crack Human Gene Code

Chicago Tribune 9/24/00

genetic research:
Villaku
genomics:
SCIENTISTS UNCOVER MARTINLUTHERVANDROSSSAMMYDAVISKINGJUNIORSHORTXIV GENE IN STARTLING DISCOVERY!

Human Genome Informed of its Rights

Scientist's Crack Human Gene Code

geo:
One Shits One Not

The Real Story

UIUC Loses Last Appeal Against GEO

george bush:
Former President Bush Goes Home After Hip Surgery
george mallory:
Wall Street Reports Stock Values Of Deceased Mountain Climbers Increase
george ryan:
Dear John McCain and George Ryan

Georgie Ryan

george w. bush:
"The Home Ground": McCain Leads Texas Seige

Presidential Seat Open and Running -- For Itself

Justice Murder

Electoral Sonnet

Presidential Bullshit: An Analysis

Newspoetry's Book Recommendations

Wazz'up

George W. Bush Calls for Reduction in Nuclear Arms; Newspoetry Calls for Reduction in George W. Bush's

A Briefing on Missile Defense (for George W. Bush)

Serial Killer Runs for President

I Cannot Tell a Lie: I Killed Again Last Night

Super-Rich Support George W.

Dubya

The Dick Cheney Blues

Nader Chooses Al Gore, George W. Bush as Running Mates

George W. Names Barbie New Running Mate

Major Insults Futrelle

Blatant Advertisement

The Dozens

Marylin Manson Endorses Bush

Double Dubya Haiku

Vote for Me

What We've Suspected All Along

Violence Kills

From Bush to Gore

Election Anxiety

"Things looked very dark, it had been getting dark for some time"

EverGreen

for the next four more

The 2000 Election Thus Far

An Open Letter

The George Bush Center for Intelligence

Hey Gang, uh, This is Just a Thought I Had That I Kinda' Thought Might, uh, be, Like, Important, or Something, You Know?. : a critique in the form of a wicket poorly constructed poem in the form of an avant garde palindrome

Bush to receive CIA updates: Intelligence agency plans to brief Bush six days a week

Bush Executes Gore, Gore Dumps Bush

Breaking News is Hard to Do

News Brieves

Gore's Legal Team Interferes With Old Boy Process

NewsSpasms

"It was a cold day in Hell ..."

Today's Constitutional Hallucination

George Bush Probable President

The Santa Clause

Newspoetry Y2K Year in Review Quiz

george w bush:
Newspoetry Report from Fairfax, VA
gerald ford:
Lazio Presidential Material
germany:
Haiku (x 2)
giant inflatable penises:
The Southern Girls Convention: A Report
globalization:
U.S. Working People's Can-Do Culture Under Pressure

At Machiavelli's: a WTO Protest Hyperfiction

A Bunch of Haiku, Tankas, and Phone-Number Poems from the DC Protest

Conversation Road Sign Diary

Pledge of Allegiance

And So

North Korea Attempts to Join in the Trend Towards Globalization

Foreign Policy Panel: Ease Cuba Embargo

global warming:
Global Prison Population Warming

Tinyweek

glonching:
Being an Allegory in Meter'd Neologism Concerning the Modern State of Edgy-Kation and Poly-Ticks, or Something
gloria steinem:
Incredible Hulk Limerick
gorillas:
Gorilla Bloat
graduate students:
UIUC Loses Last Appeal Against GEO
graft:
Newspoetry Acquired by Schneertz
gravity:
NIST, CODATA Skeptical About Lighter Earth
greed:
Wazz'up
green party:
Bush Executes Gore, Gore Dumps Bush
grozny:
Letter to Grozny
gulf war syndrome:
Tinyweek

Gulf War Syndrome

gun control:
Clinton and NRA Trade Schoolyard Taunts

Interview with a Gun

guns:
A Cycle of Blank Verse Sonnets

Open Letter to the Rat-Fucks Trying to Get Elected

gun violence:
Interview with a Gun
hacking:
American Justice
hate crimes:
Who am I?
hawks:
The Mile-High Wildlife Report
headlines:
brace

Headline Subtraction Pome

healthcare:
Unbad News (for the Hard-English Impaired)

semi-multi-level-esque-ish haiku in the wicked stupid style

NewsSpasms

health care:
fall
health insurance:
Violence Kills
hillary clinton:
"Things looked very dark, it had been getting dark for some time"

An Open Letter

hip surgery:
Former President Bush Goes Home After Hip Surgery
hmos:
There's nothing much to think about, folks!
hollywood:
Ambivalence Returns to America
holocaust denial:
There's nothing much to think about, folks!
home economics:
MIT, UIUC Launch Home Economics Programs
homelessness:
The Party
hospitals:
Unbad News (for the Hard-English Impaired)

semi-multi-level-esque-ish haiku in the wicked stupid style

human genome:
Human Genome Informed of its Rights
human genome project:
Villaku

Scientist's Crack Human Gene Code

humans:
Humans Fail to Prove Superiority of Opposable Thumbs: Lamp Remains Inoperative
hunting:
Bush to receive CIA updates: Intelligence agency plans to brief Bush six days a week
huutajat:
Today's Constitutional Hallucination
imf:
There's nothing much to think about, folks!

Que Sera, Sera

A16 Protest Portal

A Bunch of Haiku, Tankas, and Phone-Number Poems from the DC Protest

Conversation Road Sign Diary

indians:
Indian Firefight
indigo girls:
Gore Invented Jack Ruby, Indigo Girls
infidelity:
Nature
insults:
Major Insults Futrelle
intellectual property:
Today's Winning Amino Acid Base-Pair Sequences
interest rates:
Alan Greenspan's Briefcase
iran-contra scandal:
The Dick Cheney Blues
iraq:
Election Anxiety

Headline 2/22/98

The Santa Clause

isp:
Tory Party Withdraws ISP Service
iuniverse:
Mightywords Stabs ELO ED in Back
jack ruby:
Gore Invented Jack Ruby, Indigo Girls
james bond:
National Geographic Plans Bond Issue
jarts:
The Scribblings of an Insane Genius
jeb bush:
The Santa Clause
jellyfish:
Jellyfish Power Failure
jerry brown:
Poem on the Theme of Mistake
jet lag:
And So
jimi hendrix:
Newspoetry Architecture Review: The New Jimi Hendrix Museum and Robot Zoo
jimmy carter:
The George Bush Center for Intelligence
joe futrelle:
Light Verse About Newspoets

When Bethany's Sexay Love Man Votes

joe lieberman:
Vote for Me
john f. kennedy jr.:
NTSB Issues Final Report on John F. Kennedy Jr. Crash
john glenn:
News Brieves
john lennon:
Breaking News is Hard to Do

NewsSpasms

john major:
Major Insults Futrelle
john mccain:
Dear John McCain and George Ryan

"The Home Ground": McCain Leads Texas Seige

Nader Only Candidate Left in Birthday Surprise

McLean Wins Michigan

Presidential Seat Open and Running -- For Itself

Newspoetry Report from Fairfax, VA

journalism:
Polls Revolt
julia butterfly:
Julia Butterfly of Suburbia
justice:
American Justice

Clinton Arrested in Fairville, Oklahoma

Wen Ho Lee steals nation's fishing secrets while serving time on a false nuclear espionage charge (#76)

ken bacon:
Beltway Pome
ken livingstone:
Left Rebel "Red Ken" Elected
kindergarden:
A Cycle of Blank Verse Sonnets
kosovo:
and then

Election Anxiety

kursk:
Word Problem

Sub Pome

Russ Sub, Kursk, Sunk; UK Sub Plumbs

labor:
U.S. Working People's Can-Do Culture Under Pressure

Newspoetry Lays off 1

May Day Poetry Slowdown

Roundtable Discussion on Labor

labor relations:
Newspoetry Headline News

UIUC Loses Last Appeal Against GEO

lamp repair:
Humans Fail to Prove Superiority of Opposable Thumbs: Lamp Remains Inoperative
landmines:
There's nothing much to think about, folks!
langauge:
You Can't Say That on the Fucking Radio
language:
The Multiculturalist's Anachronism

Enlightened Meanings for a Tired Language

brace

lapd:
The Santa Clause
law enforcement:
Clinton Arrested in Fairville, Oklahoma
layoffs:
Newspoetry Lays off 1
lebanon:
fall
legalization of marijuana:
Baby Steps
libertarians:
Government Announces New Food Programs
life on mars:
George Bush Probable President
linux:
Atlanta Linux Conference
literature:
Classics Updated for New Millenium

"Vanka"

literature :
Newspoetry Coverage of Ropes Panel Discussion on Electronic Literature with Richard Powers and Sven Birkerts at the University of Cincinnati on February 3rd, 2000
los alamos:
Los Alamos Burns
lotteries:
Winning Lottery Numbers
love:
Automatic 12-character Magnetic Valentine

america i love thy odor

Alan Greenspan's Briefcase

low power radio:
Limerish
luke skywalker:
Hey Gang, uh, This is Just a Thought I Had That I Kinda' Thought Might, uh, be, Like, Important, or Something, You Know?. : a critique in the form of a wicket poorly constructed poem in the form of an avant garde palindrome
lunar eclipse:
Total Lunar Eclipse
lunch:
What I Do During Staff Meetings
lynchings:
Post-Columbine
macarena:
Reminiscences of Al Gore
madeline albright:
Clinton returns to Camp David regard something as probable or likely with desire to mediate Mideast quality of state or fact of existing unlike or dissimilar
magipes:
The Mile-High Wildlife Report
mark enslin:
Ode de' Marque Enslin
mark sheldon:
Mark Sheldon
marriage:
Beltway Insiders OK Steamy Bi/Het Love Tryst
mars:
Martian Water Debate Continues
marxism:
Lines Stolen from M and Y
marylin manson:
Marylin Manson Endorses Bush
massacre:
Regrettable Loss of Life
may day:
May Day Poetry Slowdown
mayo clinic:
Former President Bush Goes Home After Hip Surgery
mcdonald's:
McDonald's Gives Stock Market Serious Heartburn, Gastritis, Appendicitis, Irregularity, Gall Stones, Liver Disease, Migraine Headaches, "The Runs", Pattern Baldness, Really Bad Gas, Ingrown Toenails, and "The Vapors"
media:
#77 not an election poem

The 2000 Election Thus Far

Newspoetry Y2K Year in Review Quiz

media bias:
Middle East Passive/Chicago Tribune Grammar/Conflict Spin Haiku
mental illness:
Mentally-Disturbed Woman Terrorizes Local Business
mesa verde:
Indian Firefight
microsoft:
Microsoft to Merge with DOJ

Gorilla Bloat

Limerick 2000

Judge Issues Gates-Split Order

Wazz'up

Newspoetry Architecture Review: The New Jimi Hendrix Museum and Robot Zoo

Declaration of Independence Sold

middle east:
This Week in the Middle East
midwest:
Yet Another Boring Travelogue
mightwords:
Mightywords Stabs ELO ED in Back
mike harris:
No-Tory-us!

Oh, to Be Like Mike!

mike kelleher:
Vote for Me
mike lehman:
Inventor of the Lava Lamp Dies
military accidents:
Word Problem
military spending:
Unbad News (for the Hard-English Impaired)

Pentagon Proposes Stupid, Money-Wasting Defense System

milosevic:
NYC Pome
minimum wage:
Maybe it's Wal-mart
miranda rights:
Human Genome Informed of its Rights
missile defense:
A Briefing on Missile Defense (for George W. Bush)

missiles

Cut Your Losses

Word Problem

Newspoetry Headline News

missiles:
missiles
mit:
MIT, UIUC Launch Home Economics Programs
money:
A Fable
monsanto:
The Santa Clause
morality:
Post-Columbine
mr. big:
Mr. Big Reports
muclear weapons:
Clinton makes muclear ban plea
multiculturalism:
The Multiculturalist's Anachronism
murder:
William Gillespie Accused of Murder: Eggplant Involved
museums:
Newspoetry Architecture Review: The New Jimi Hendrix Museum and Robot Zoo
music:
Newspoem on my Refrigerator
nads:
nasdaq flat
nasa:
Newspoem 6 March 2000

swath

fall

nasdaq:
Glut in Headline Market Takes Tropes to New Low

fall

nasdaq flat

national geographic:
National Geographic Plans Bond Issue
nature:
Nature
nba:
Newspoetry Report from Fairfax, VA
nbc:
Beltway Pome
ncsa:
Dear John McCain and George Ryan

MIT, UIUC Launch Home Economics Programs

MIT, UIUC Launch Home Economics Programs

nebraska:
News Brieves
news:
Expecutive Trunk Cauterizes 30% Transcrease in Bag

Today

A Fifth of August

Forty Athol Street: a Memoir

Headline 2/22/98

news gazette:
Maybe it's Wal-mart
news-gazette:
DMD -- Dialectical Materialism Denial
newspapers:
A Poet Reads the Newspaper, ...
newspoetry:
Newspoetry Acquired by Schneertz

A Poet Reads the Newspaper, ...

Newspoetry Lays off 1

Satired

May Day Poetry Slowdown

The Real Story

Death of a Newspoet

Memorial Day / Weekend Brings Increases In / Newspoetry Price

Freedom From Verse

Investors Drop Newspoetry After Lower-than-expected Earnings Report

Newspoetry Conspiracy Theory

Newspoetry Conspiracy Theory, part 2

Newspoem to a Spirit Known by Newspoets

Welcome to MyNewsPoetry, GUEST!

Gillespie Wins Gold in Men's Newspoetry

#77 not an election poem

for the next four more

An Open Letter

It Was a Silly Year

Letter to Bill Clinton

newspoets:
Light Verse About Newspoets
newsweek:
Analysis of Newsweek 21st Century Predictions Staff Writers
newts:
Mr. Big Reports
new york city:
NYC Pome
new york times:
The Four Secrets of Highly Motivated Professionals
nicholas ii:
Jolly Old Czaint Nicholas II
nobel peace prize:
Poem on the Theme of Mistake
no gun ri:
Regrettable Loss of Life
non-violence:
Seven Precepts for a Better Millenium, part 2
north korea:
North Korea Attempts to Join in the Trend Towards Globalization
nra:
Clinton and NRA Trade Schoolyard Taunts

Times Square NRA Theme Restaurant Menu

nuclear power:
NewsSpasms
nuclear testing:
Indian Firefight
nuclear weapons:
Clinton makes muclear ban plea

George W. Bush Calls for Reduction in Nuclear Arms; Newspoetry Calls for Reduction in George W. Bush's

A Briefing on Missile Defense (for George W. Bush)

Fable

numbers:
News Brieves
nypd:
Patrick Dorismond RIP, NYPD
oil:
The Dozens
olympics:
Gillespie Wins Gold in Men's Newspoetry

Olympic Rules and Standards: Turkey Slicing Competition

Olympic Haiku

onion:
Satired
online stock trading:
Newspoetry Report from Fairfax, VA
ontario:
Oh, to Be Like Mike!
open source:
Atlanta Linux Conference
ozone:
Tobacco Choking on Ozone
ozone hole:
$.02one hole
palm beach:
Palm Beach Haiku
paranoia:
missiles
patrick dorismond:
Patrick Dorismond RIP, NYPD
patriotism:
Demolition as Metaphor
paul allen:
Newspoetry Architecture Review: The New Jimi Hendrix Museum and Robot Zoo
peace talks:
Clinton returns to Camp David regard something as probable or likely with desire to mediate Mideast quality of state or fact of existing unlike or dissimilar
peanuts:
Peanuts No More
personality:
Your Aunt Barb's Personality List of 1999
philippines:
Jellyfish Power Failure

Presidential Seat Open and Running -- For Itself

phil kline:
Today's Constitutional Hallucination
photography:
snow
physics:
George Bush Probable President
pickle juice:
Tinyweek
picnics:
Picnic in Urbana
piercings:
Your Aunt Barbara's Top Ten List Of Stupid Piercings
pineapple man:
NewsSpasms
plane crashes:
NTSB Issues Final Report on John F. Kennedy Jr. Crash
planets:
Epsilon Eradani
poetry:
The Nine-Haiku Blank Verse HyperSonnet

Person Proud of Attitude "Problem"

poets:
A Poet Reads the Newspaper, ...
pole vaulting:
Olympic Haiku
police brutality:
',-()----""'?.!?!

WANTED

Patrick Dorismond RIP, NYPD

There's nothing much to think about, folks!

DEATH

Can Someone Please Explain This?

DEATH

political action:
Heimlich on Political Action
politics:
Republicrats Unanimously Adopt Pro-Poverty Bill
polls:
Polls Revolt

TOO Democracyish

pollution:
Tobacco Choking on Ozone

Martian Water Debate Continues

pope:
Clinton returns to Camp David regard something as probable or likely with desire to mediate Mideast quality of state or fact of existing unlike or dissimilar
pornography:
fall
portals:
Welcome to MyNewsPoetry, GUEST!
postmodernism:
Oh, Pomo!
poverty:
The Party

Government Announces New Food Programs

Winning Lottery Numbers

Wazz'up

Republicrats Unanimously Adopt Pro-Poverty Bill

prairie dogs:
The Mile-High Wildlife Report
prince william:
$.02one hole
prisons:
Global Prison Population Warming

Welcome to the Future

propoganda:
Government Buys Bad Drama
protests:
At Machiavelli's: a WTO Protest Hyperfiction

Ansty Antsy

A16 Protest Portal

The Ungas Report

A Bunch of Haiku, Tankas, and Phone-Number Poems from the DC Protest

Conversation Road Sign Diary

Target, Target, Do the Right Thing

Elvis Died for your Sins

Puppet Manifesto

The World According to Citigroup

Drowned by the Hype

Tinyweek

Newspoem 14 September 2000

publishing:
After the Scampi

Mightywords Stabs ELO ED in Back

puppets:
Puppet Manifesto
putin:
Beltway Pome
rabbits:
Chicago Tribune 9/24/00
racial profiling:
DEATH
radio:
Unbad News (for the Hard-English Impaired)

Limerish

radioactivity:
Californium
ralph nade:
The Four Secrets of Highly Motivated Professionals
ralph nader:
Nader Only Candidate Left in Birthday Surprise

Nader Chooses Al Gore, George W. Bush as Running Mates

Nader Chooses Bill's Hat as Running Mate: Popularity Surges

Green is Not Seen

Consumer Reports Recommends Nader

The Year That Nader Ran

Violence Kills

Incredible Hulk Limerick

From Bush to Gore

Election Anxiety

EverGreen

for the next four more

203 E. Oregon Secedes From Union

An Open Letter

Hey Gang, uh, This is Just a Thought I Had That I Kinda' Thought Might, uh, be, Like, Important, or Something, You Know?. : a critique in the form of a wicket poorly constructed poem in the form of an avant garde palindrome

NewsSpasms

Newspoetry Y2K Year in Review Quiz

rats:
Democrats Brats, Ratpublicans "Frat Boys"
recessions:
A Koan
recounts:
Palm Beach Haiku
reproductive rights:
A Plea From the Heart to Stop So-Called "Replication Control"
republicans:
Raging Harmony The Theme For GOP, Democratic Negative Blaze Tops 60,000 Acres Of TV Ads
revolution:
Lines Stolen from M and Y

Wazz'up

Baby Steps

Rising

The Scribblings of an Insane Genius

rick lazio:
Lazio Presidential Material

Lazio's Eyes Heat-Ray-Capable

rick winkel:
Taxpayer Update

Vote for Me

Dick Says ...

r. j. reynolds:
Why I Smoke

The Santa Clause

road signs:
Conversation Road Sign Diary
robert pinsky:
An Open Letter
robots:
Newspoetry Architecture Review: The New Jimi Hendrix Museum and Robot Zoo

A Plea From the Heart to Stop So-Called "Replication Control"

roller derby:
The Scribblings of an Insane Genius
roses:
Automatic 12-character Magnetic Valentine
royalty:
Cawst
rudolph giuliani:
Tutti Frutti, Oh Rudy
rudy giuliani:
NewsSpasms
runs:
Mr. Big Reports
rural america:
Clinton Arrested in Fairville, Oklahoma
russia:
Letter to Grozny

Beltway Pome

Jolly Old Czaint Nicholas II

rutherford b. hayes:
NewsSpasms
saints:
Jolly Old Czaint Nicholas II
sanctions:
Headline 2/22/98
san diego:
Low-Riding Public Policy
sanka:
Your Aunt Barbara's Predictions for the 21st Century
santa:
The Santa Clause
satire:
Satired
saul bellow:
Forty Athol Street: a Memoir
scandal:
Newspoetry Acquired by Schneertz

Tory Party Withdraws ISP Service

Georgie Ryan

The Real Story

scatology:
Newspoetry's Book Recommendations
schneertz:
Newspoetry Acquired by Schneertz
school prayer:
Text of Prayer to be Spontaneously Chanted at Mandatory, Spur-of-the-moment Prayers to be Held at Impulsively-Scheduled Occasions Pre-determined Suddenly and Unexpectedly by Impromptu Religious Organizations
school shootings:
Post-Columbine

fall

Interview with a Gun

school violence:
A Cycle of Blank Verse Sonnets
schrodinger's cat:
George Bush Probable President
science:
NIST, CODATA Skeptical About Lighter Earth
scott rettberg:
Light Verse About Newspoets
seasons:
Alan Greenspan's Briefcase

The Four Secrets of Highly Motivated Professionals

seattle:
Newspoetry Architecture Review: The New Jimi Hendrix Museum and Robot Zoo
secession:
203 E. Oregon Secedes From Union

Cat Questions Ambassadorship

People's Republic of Green Street Recognizes New Nation

semiotics:
Olympic Haiku
separation of church and state:
Text of Prayer to be Spontaneously Chanted at Mandatory, Spur-of-the-moment Prayers to be Held at Impulsively-Scheduled Occasions Pre-determined Suddenly and Unexpectedly by Impromptu Religious Organizations
set theory:
A Set Theory and Metric Spaces book asks Dick Cheney
sex:
Executive Dysfunction
sexuality:
Beltway Insiders OK Steamy Bi/Het Love Tryst
shipwrecks:
The Wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop
shootings:
Who am I?
skin care:
Californium
smart bombs:
Headline 2/22/98
smoking:
Why I Smoke
snow:
snow

Yet Another Boring Travelogue

socialism:
U.S. Working People's Can-Do Culture Under Pressure
social movements:
Rising
social service:
What I Do During Staff Meetings
soft money:
Soft Manhood Threatens Re-Elected Mayor of San Fransisco
software patents:
Dear Amazon.com
south africa:
What Causes AIDS in South Africa?
southern dialect:
Clinton Arrested in Fairville, Oklahoma
southern girls convention:
The Southern Girls Convention: A Report
south korea:
Regrettable Loss of Life
south pole:
Elian Gonzalez Killed by Crayon
space:
Epsilon Eradani
space science:
Nader Chooses Al Gore, George W. Bush as Running Mates
space station:
NewsSpasms
sports:
The News

Newspoetry Report from Fairfax, VA

Olympic Rules and Standards: Turkey Slicing Competition

spring:
Spring is Coming
standards:
NIST, CODATA Skeptical About Lighter Earth
starvation:
Seven Precepts for a Better Millenium, part 4

The Party

star wars:
Unbad News (for the Hard-English Impaired)
statistics:
The Average Person
stephen hawking:
George Bush Probable President
stephen king:
After the Scampi
sterotypes:
Clinton Arrested in Fairville, Oklahoma
stiff drink:
The Scribblings of an Insane Genius
stock market:
Glut in Headline Market Takes Tropes to New Low

McDonald's Gives Stock Market Serious Heartburn, Gastritis, Appendicitis, Irregularity, Gall Stones, Liver Disease, Migraine Headaches, "The Runs", Pattern Baldness, Really Bad Gas, Ingrown Toenails, and "The Vapors"

Investors Drop Newspoetry After Lower-than-expected Earnings Report

DOWn

stocks:
Wall Street Reports Stock Values Of Deceased Mountain Climbers Increase

National Geographic Plans Bond Issue

string theory:
George Bush Probable President
strom thurmond:
The Scribblings of an Insane Genius

NewsSpasms

stupidity:
Your Aunt Barbara's Top Ten List Of Stupid Piercings
subarmines:
Tinyweek
suburbia:
Julia Butterfly of Suburbia
suddam hussein:
Headline 2/22/98
sue:
Tuttasaurus Ruttix
suharto:
Oh, "art" us!
summer:
Automatic Summer Poem
supreme court:
Gore's Legal Team Interferes With Old Boy Process

Newspoem Upon Hearing that the Supreme Court Overturned Every Effort to Discover What Everyone Already Knows

"It was a cold day in Hell ..."

Today's Constitutional Hallucination

The Definition of "Equal Protection" As It Appears in the Majority Opinion of the United States Supreme Court, December 12, 2000

sweatshops:
America

Target, Target, Do the Right Thing

target:
Target, Target, Do the Right Thing
tax cuts:
Double Dubya Haiku

Taxpayer Update

taxes:
Unbad News (for the Hard-English Impaired)

nasdaq flat

technophilia:
Newspoetry Coverage of Ropes Panel Discussion on Electronic Literature with Richard Powers and Sven Birkerts at the University of Cincinnati on February 3rd, 2000
technophobia:
Newspoetry Coverage of Ropes Panel Discussion on Electronic Literature with Richard Powers and Sven Birkerts at the University of Cincinnati on February 3rd, 2000
ted koppel:
Newspoetry Report from Fairfax, VA

George Bush Probable President

television drama:
Government Buys Bad Drama
term limits:
Term Limitation Deadlock: Former President Taft, Vice President Agnew Cloned!
texas:
"The Home Ground": McCain Leads Texas Seige

I Cannot Tell a Lie: I Killed Again Last Night

67-letter Newspoem

times square:
Times Square NRA Theme Restaurant Menu
tim johnson:
Vote for Me
tinyman:
Tinyman for President
tipping:
Local Politician Running For Statewide Office Fails To Tip Coffee Shop Employee
tito puente:
Beltway Pome
tobacco:
fall
tod satterthwaite:
Local Politician Running For Statewide Office Fails To Tip Coffee Shop Employee
tod sattherthwaite:
Vote for Me
tom brokaw:
... Which brings me to a point: security.

Beltway Pome

tony blair:
Major Insults Futrelle
tories:
Tory Party Withdraws ISP Service
tourism:
US Tourism a Trickle of Big Spenders
trade:
bumpidabumpa
trains:
The Roving Cultural Review From West Central Ohio, Deep In The Heart Of French Territory Circa 1750
turkeys:
Olympic Rules and Standards: Turkey Slicing Competition
tv:
... Which brings me to a point: security.
twa flight 800:
missiles
twinkies:
Analysis of Newsweek 21st Century Predictions Staff Writers
tyrannasaurus rex:
Tuttasaurus Ruttix
un:
Tinyweek
unemployment:
A Koan
university of illinois:
Dear John McCain and George Ryan

MIT, UIUC Launch Home Economics Programs

UIUC Loses Last Appeal Against GEO

unknown:
1999, Year of the Unknown
urbana:
Unbad News (for the Hard-English Impaired)

Picnic in Urbana

utopia:
False Statement Newspoem
vieques:
One Shits One Not
vietnam:
Clinton Does Vietnam

NewsSpasms

violence:
Seven Precepts for a Better Millenium, part 2

Demolition as Metaphor

Who am I?

This Week in the Middle East

Violence Kills

vladimir putin:
Breaking News is Hard to Do
wal-mart:
Maybe it's Wal-mart
walterton:
No-Tory-us!
wankers:
Major Insults Futrelle
war:
Letter to Grozny

Demolition as Metaphor

war on drugs:
The Times
water quality:
No-Tory-us!
wax slacks:
Former President Bush Goes Home After Hip Surgery
wealth:
You Need Expensive Stuff!
weather:
The News

Total Lunar Eclipse

Newspoetry Report from Fairfax, VA

Pentagon Proposes Stupid, Money-Wasting Defense System

Signs of the End Times, IV

snow

web:
The Multiculturalist's Anachronism

Tory Party Withdraws ISP Service

Welcome to MyNewsPoetry, GUEST!

wednesday:
Humans Fail to Prove Superiority of Opposable Thumbs: Lamp Remains Inoperative
welfare reform:
The George Bush Center for Intelligence
wen ho lee:
Newspoem 14 September 2000

Wen Ho Lee steals nation's fishing secrets while serving time on a false nuclear espionage charge (#76)

whooping cranes:
Newspoem 2 June 2000
wildfires:
Raging Harmony The Theme For GOP, Democratic Negative Blaze Tops 60,000 Acres Of TV Ads
wildlife:
The Mile-High Wildlife Report
william gillespie:
Light Verse About Newspoets
william shatner:
Newspoetry Y2K Year in Review Quiz
willy hague:
Tory Party Withdraws ISP Service
wimps:
and then
winter:
You Need Expensive Stuff!

Winter Wonderland

work:
Late to Work

Person Proud of Attitude "Problem"

working conditions:
There's nothing much to think about, folks!
world bank:
Ansty Antsy

A16 Protest Portal

wto:
At Machiavelli's: a WTO Protest Hyperfiction

Newspoetry Y2K Year in Review Quiz

wu-wu:
Freedom's Just Another Loss for Nothing Left to Words
xlibris:
Mightywords Stabs ELO ED in Back
y2k:
Computer Malfunction

... Which brings me to a point: security.

Newspoetry Service Disrupted by Y2K Bug

Newspoem No. 573B

Y2K

Analysis of Newsweek 21st Century Predictions Staff Writers

Your Aunt Barbara's Predictions for the 21st Century

It Was a Silly Year

yassar arafat:
Clinton returns to Camp David regard something as probable or likely with desire to mediate Mideast quality of state or fact of existing unlike or dissimilar

NewsSpasms

yeti:
Total Lunar Eclipse

You Need Expensive Stuff!

Leave The Yeti Alone

Newspoetry Report from Fairfax, VA

zero tolerance:
Low-Riding Public Policy
zipe:
Being an Allegory in Meter'd Neologism Concerning the Modern State of Edgy-Kation and Poly-Ticks, or Something