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12-character Op-Ed on Chief Illiniwek
203 E. Oregon Secedes From Union
Aaron's Alphabetic Advancement: an Atrocity?
Ambivalence Returns to America
Analysis of Newsweek 21st Century Predictions Staff Writers
AOL, Time/Warner Shove Each Other Up Each Other's Assholes
Ask Your Aunt Barbara: Your Dating Questions Answered
At Machiavelli's: a WTO Protest Hyperfiction
Automatic 12-character Magnetic Valentine
Beltway Insiders OK Steamy Bi/Het Love Tryst
A Briefing on Missile Defense (for George W. Bush)
A Bunch of Haiku, Tankas, and Phone-Number Poems from the DC Protest
Bush Executes Gore, Gore Dumps Bush
Bush to receive CIA updates: Intelligence agency plans to brief Bush six days a week
Can Someone Please Explain This?
Classics Updated for New Millenium
Clinton and NRA Trade Schoolyard Taunts
Clinton Arrested in Fairville, Oklahoma
Clinton makes muclear ban plea
Consumer Reports Recommends Nader
a cycle of 4 12-character haiku
A Cycle of Blank Verse Sonnets
Dear John McCain and George Ryan
Declaration of Independence Sold
Democrats Brats, Ratpublicans "Frat Boys"
DMD -- Dialectical Materialism Denial
Elian Gonzalez Killed by Crayon
Elvis Wasn't Called the King for Nothing
Enlightened Meanings for a Tired Language
Expecutive Trunk Cauterizes 30% Transcrease in Bag
Footwords to Howl, for Solomon
Foreign Policy Panel: Ease Cuba Embargo
Former President Bush Goes Home After Hip Surgery
The Four Secrets of Highly Motivated Professionals
Freedom's Just Another Loss for Nothing Left to Words
The George Bush Center for Intelligence
George Bush Probable President
George W. Names Barbie New Running Mate
Gillespie Wins Gold in Men's Newspoetry
Global Prison Population Warming
Glut in Headline Market Takes Tropes to New Low
Gore Campaign Announces Biotechnology Breakthrough
Gore Invented Jack Ruby, Indigo Girls
Gore's Legal Team Interferes With Old Boy Process
Government Announces New Food Programs
Human Genome Informed of its Rights
Humans Fail to Prove Superiority of Opposable Thumbs: Lamp Remains Inoperative
I Cannot Tell a Lie: I Killed Again Last Night
Intelligence vs. The Rule of Law
Inventor of the Lava Lamp Dies
Investors Drop Newspoetry After Lower-than-expected Earnings Report
"It was a cold day in Hell ..."
Judge Issues Gates-Split Order
Local Man "Doesn't Give a Shit" About That Stupid Cuban Kid
Local Politician Running For Statewide Office Fails To Tip Coffee Shop Employee
Martian Water Debate Continues
Memorial Day / Weekend Brings Increases In / Newspoetry Price
Mentally-Disturbed Woman Terrorizes Local Business
Middle East Passive/Chicago Tribune Grammar/Conflict Spin Haiku
Mightywords Stabs ELO ED in Back
MIT, UIUC Launch Home Economics Programs
The Multiculturalist's Anachronism
Nader Chooses Al Gore, George W. Bush as Running Mates
Nader Chooses Bill's Hat as Running Mate: Popularity Surges
Nader Only Candidate Left in Birthday Surprise
National Geographic Plans Bond Issue
Newspoem to a Spirit Known by Newspoets
Newspoetry Acquired by Schneertz
Newspoetry Architecture Review: The New Jimi Hendrix Museum and Robot Zoo
Newspoetry Conspiracy Theory, part 2
Newspoetry Cultural Review 1999-2000
Newspoetry Report from Fairfax, VA
Newspoetry's Book Recommendations
Newspoetry Service Disrupted by Y2K Bug
Newspoetry Y2K Year in Review Quiz
The Nine-Haiku Blank Verse HyperSonnet
NIST, CODATA Skeptical About Lighter Earth
North Korea Attempts to Join in the Trend Towards Globalization
NPR Host Reveals Differences Between Genders
NTSB Issues Final Report on John F. Kennedy Jr. Crash
Ode To Trash Day In Zanesfield, Oh.
Olympic Rules and Standards: Turkey Slicing Competition
Open Letter to the Rat-Fucks Trying to Get Elected
Pentagon Proposes Stupid, Money-Wasting Defense System
People's Republic of Green Street Recognizes New Nation
Person Proud of Attitude "Problem"
A Plea From the Heart to Stop So-Called "Replication Control"
A Poet Reads the Newspaper, ...
Presidential Bullshit: An Analysis
Presidential Seat Open and Running -- For Itself
Raging Harmony The Theme For GOP, Democratic Negative Blaze Tops 60,000 Acres Of TV Ads
Republicrats Unanimously Adopt Pro-Poverty Bill
Roundtable Discussion on Labor
The Roving Cultural Review From West Central Ohio, Deep In The Heart Of French Territory Circa 1750
Russ Sub, Kursk, Sunk; UK Sub Plumbs
Scientist's Crack Human Gene Code
SCIENTISTS UNCOVER MARTINLUTHERVANDROSSSAMMYDAVISKINGJUNIORSHORTXIV GENE IN STARTLING DISCOVERY!
The Scribblings of an Insane Genius
semi-multi-level-esque-ish haiku in the wicked stupid style
Serial Killer Runs for President
A Set Theory and Metric Spaces book asks Dick Cheney
Seven Precepts for a Better Millenium, part 1
Seven Precepts for a Better Millenium, part 2
Seven Precepts for a Better Millenium, part 3
Seven Precepts for a Better Millenium, part 4
Soft Manhood Threatens Re-Elected Mayor of San Fransisco
The Southern Girls Convention: A Report
Target, Target, Do the Right Thing
Term Limitation Deadlock: Former President Taft, Vice President Agnew Cloned!
"The Home Ground": McCain Leads Texas Seige
There's nothing much to think about, folks!
"Things looked very dark, it had been getting dark for some time"
Three Limericks from Cincinnati
Times Square NRA Theme Restaurant Menu
Today's Constitutional Hallucination
Today's Winning Amino Acid Base-Pair Sequences
Tory Party Withdraws ISP Service
UIUC Loses Last Appeal Against GEO
Unbad News (for the Hard-English Impaired)
US Tourism a Trickle of Big Spenders
U.S. Working People's Can-Do Culture Under Pressure
Wall Street Reports Stock Values Of Deceased Mountain Climbers Increase
Web Site Recruits Donors, Recipients
A Wednesday Late November On Tim
Welcome to MyNewsPoetry, GUEST!
What Causes AIDS in South Africa?
What I Do During Staff Meetings
What We've Suspected All Along
When Bethany's Sexay Love Man Votes
... Which brings me to a point: security.
Why Newspoetry is Good for America
William Gillespie Accused of Murder: Eggplant Involved
The World According to Citigroup
The Wreck of the Good Ship Lollipop
You Can't Say That on the Fucking Radio
Your Aunt Barbara's Predictions for the 21st Century
Your Aunt Barbara's Top Ten List Of Stupid Piercings
Your Aunt Barb's Personality List of 1999