New For The Dubya Administration!

o you have problems communicating verbally? Does the prospect of answering even the simplest question leave you brain-tied? Then maybe you should try Gramm-Co's latest innovative product: Interlocking Sentence Fragments^TM. Inspired by George W. Bush's communication problems, these fragments are color-coded so that even the least verbal among us can keep the parts of a sentence straight, allowing for easy and confident usage. Interlocking Sentence Fragments^TM can help ease any awkward social

Does even the simplest question leave you brain-tied?

situation. They are perfect for interviews, presidential debates, question and answer sessions, press conferences, blind dates, and family gatherings with the in-laws.

Starting at just $239.95, Interlocking Sentence Fragments^TM come in three styles to fit any budget: Basic Magnet (comes with attractive metal board), Battery-Operated (has a snazzy digital display), and Removable Brain Implant (also comes with attractive metal board). And for a mere $49.95 more, you can upgrade to our deluxe model, which includes three tiny elves that will arrange sentences and ideas for you. All three styles come with a full-color illustrated instruction booklet, 300 sentence fragments, and an eye-catching carrying case. Deluxe model comes with stylish elf house and a one-year supply of elf treats.

Why wait? Get your Interlocking Sentence Fragments^TM set today!

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