Distopian Vision Haiku

After the merger,
McSoldiers(TM) will McMandate(TM),
"Drink Coca-Cola."

--based on a conversation with Sascha Meinrath, after the article, "Coke in Your Faucet?" by Sonia Shah, in The Progressive, Vol. 65, No. 8, p. 28-30. Special thanks to Phil Ochs's "Cops of the World," verse 3 (at http://www.cs.pdx.edu/~trent/ochs/lyrics/cops-of-the-world.html ).