George W. Bush Welcome to Fuck Off

(Wherever, Associated Poets):

George W. Bush is welcome to fuck off, according to a source close to your mother. The source added that the AFL-CIO can kiss said source's ass for supporting oil drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.

"Corporate apologists had better take refuge themselves before I shit-kick them back to Timbuktu," the source added, brandishing a middle finger.

A rogue's gallery of conservative dimwits, spineless democratic shills, greedy special interest groups, and slobbering, snivelling oil company toadies fucked us all over with suck-ass legislation that they are welcome to shove. The final vote in the house was 223 idiotic pig-fuckers to 206 remarkably sane human beings, in a provisional victory for George W. Bush who will soon enough be reviled by the hapless billions who will inherit the environmental and economic catastrophe he has thus ushered in.

Bush spokesman Ari Fleischer continued to have to lie through his teeth to those few reporters who actually deign to ask him difficult questions, and sources pointed out that not only is he ugly, but also his mother dresses him funny.