NEWSpoetry
2001 index
titles newspoets subjects forms dates

20-consonant:

Diablo Canyon
50-word:
Two Fifty-Word Newspoems

Foreign Policy is Domestic Policy (#84)

51-word:
51 Words for 20-01-2001
abcederian:
the sun, stars, and thermonuclear weapons

Cuts Fed Rates

of lineages that count

acrostic:
Acrostic on Genetic Engineering and Espionage

... and rancid irony

ari fleischer's buzzword: between the letters

Copyright Infringement Acrostic Sonnet for McDonalds ®

N E W S C R O S T I C S

acrostic (broken):
Dear Khmer,
advertisement:
New For The Dubya Administration!

ATTENTION: NEW SCA CHAPTER FORMING!

Writer for Sale!

Three Commercials

alert:
c r o s s p o l l i n a t i o n
anagram:
anagram cadenza

shark bite

analytic definition:
Definition of "News"
audio:
A Newspoet's New Year's Resolution

New For The Dubya Administration!

s n o w e v i d e n c e

Thank God for Texas

Fashion Trendz: This Year's Upper Respiratory Tract Infection

Nightclub Lovepoem

WASTE

They Stopped Light

automatic:
Cuts Fed Rates

SSB

Found Newspoem

ballad:
Virginia Hawthorne
birthday card (premature):
Dear Khmer,
blank verse sonnet:
Humanize This
collage:
Fish Tale

Panic in Madrid

computer-generated:
SSB
couplet:
dubya and ari potter
credit card:
Vote Chyn Tues Y'all

propheticard

cut-up:
Rap Beat
cutup:
what your fair people killed

The Tuesday Cut-And-Paste News

dialogue:
Noergler & Optimist
distopian nightmare:
submitted from F concourse, minneapolis airport
dream:
Late Night Poetry

Ari Fleischer's Weird Nightmare

Newsdream

eigenwords:
an algorithm for sound bites in the echo chamber
fashion column:
Fashion Trendz: This Year's Upper Respiratory Tract Infection
flicker:
Police Prepare for Big Bang Mayhem

Bush Faces Criticism

US

garbled:
Garbled in Transmission
haiku:
police brutality haiku

Distopian Vision Haiku

Headline Haiku

Recipe

Crusade Haiku

Anchor Haikus

haiku-esque:
(translated from the Japanese)
headlines:
Static

Headlines We'd Like to See

Today's Headlines

historical fiction:
Shakespeare in Dope
homoliteral:
Thoughts Concerning the Federal Death Penalty

United States

identity crisis:
Sold to the Highest Bidder
lean amphetamine hundred-thousand-word paragraph:
Elegant (by Comparison)
letter:
Letter to George W. Bush

Letter to the Economy

Letter to Ralph Nader

Paste Content Here

The Plan Colombia Privatized Quagmire Association Helping Make Foreign Policy Today!

Dear Mr. Bull Klynton

Letter to the First Amendment

Letter to the Editor

letter poem:
textbook quixote

c can cause cancer

Snoozepoem

letter spellings:
urbana citizen reviews, policies, polices: bored
license:
Microsoft Poem XP
limerick:
Dubya in Yurrup

Newslimerick

Signs of the End Times, Part V

Missile Defense Limerick

National Missile Defense Limerick II

narco

Arimerick

Newslimerick

A Three Part Discussion on Nukes, Famine, Omar, Jobs, Jesse Helms, and The Hague

limerish:
Limerish
lipogram:
No Dubya

Acrostic on Genetic Engineering and Espionage

magic square:
win aim rue squared
marquee:
Public Newspoem
non-lethal:
Non-Lethal Poem
nursery rhyme:
Variation on Theme "A"
obituary:
Richard's Last Burrito

So Long and Thanks for all the Books

op-ed:
Life ...
osama bin laden:
Osama bin Harry
parody:
FrankenFood Toxology

The House of the Rising CD Sales

Sweatshop Girls

What "Solidarity Forever" Means to Me

Brother, Can You Spare a Nurse?

Who's Ari Now?

The Senate Shuffle

The Prozac Song

Fertilizer Department

Life ...

Having My Targeted Low-Income Child

Craptive Notions Weak, 2001

Who let the dogs out on Snoop Doggy Dogg?

Ballad of the Green Card Pay

50 Ways to Stop the War

photo essay:
Photoessay 9 April 2001

WTC photoessay

photograph:
Public Newspoem
Photoshop:
Tricky W
poll:
Newspoetry Poll
portamentwords:
trading partners
postcard:
Newspoetrycard 5/16/01
prayer:
the temple of capitalism: 2656 n. elston

Pope Causes Cancer

The Overlord's Prayer

prophecy:
News for July 7, 2002
public:
Public Newspoem
pun (bad):
Dear Khmer,
questions:
No Dubya
recipe:
Recipe
refigerator:
Poem for an Oil Baron
report:
Newspoetry Market Competition Report
resolutions:
A Newspoet's New Year's Resolution
reverse chronology:
Reverse Chronology Poem
reverse haiku:
Two Reverse Haikus
review:
Arts and Letters

Movie Review

same-letter-line-endings:
What if a pill could end crime?
sarcasm:
Thank God for Texas
satire:
Nose 'n' Ass Disease Strikes US

Pope Causes Cancer

Breaking News: McVeigh Old News

Placebo Effect Debunked

Bush Tax Rebate Prorated by Election Choice

Gay Psychiatrist's Suit Dismissed

Bush Faces Criticism

New York Bans Newspoetry Use While Driving

Farming Kills!

BSA Seeks to Exclude Tanzanian Devils from Organization

screaming piece:
Screaming Piece: J20
segregated:
Segregated Poem
short story:
... and W. Laughed

Shakespeare in Dope

With These Glasses On, I Can See What The Invisible Hand Is Doing

in response to new astro-turf

Last week, the president dreamed ...

Johnny Werd and the Revolution in Florida

song:
FrankenFood Toxology

The House of the Rising CD Sales

Sweatshop Girls

What "Solidarity Forever" Means to Me

Brother, Can You Spare a Nurse?

Who's Ari Now?

The Senate Shuffle

Post-Modern Protest Song

The Prozac Song

Two G.E.O. Songs

Fertilizer Department

Having My Targeted Low-Income Child

Virginia Hawthorne

Who let the dogs out on Snoop Doggy Dogg?

Vortextual Syndicate

Ballad of the Green Card Pay

50 Ways to Stop the War

sonnet:
You Never Thanked the Poor

Ari's Sonnet

Zion is Dying

spam:
Poetry Spam
speech:
Speechifying About Newspoeting
subtraction:
Ari, on drugs ...
trademark infringement:
Copyright Infringement Acrostic Sonnet for McDonalds ®
tryptich:
Newspoetry Weather
univocalic:
NAS: DAQ, CAR crash; A lands

BAD!

warning:
Warning Poem

Farming Kills!