| 2001 index | ||||
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500,000 Drivers Talking on Cell Phones
60 Percent in Poll Approve of Bush Early in His Term
The Absolutely Appalling American
Achilles' Heel in Missile Plan: Crude Weapons
Acrostic on Genetic Engineering and Espionage
an algorithm for sound bites in the echo chamber
Alien Buckyballs Implicated in Permian Extinction Scandal
ari fleischer's buzzword: between the letters
Ari Fleischer's Weird Nightmare
Attention Kmart shoppers, Wal-Mart has left the building
ATTENTION: NEW SCA CHAPTER FORMING!
authorities on matters at hand
Ban on Execution of Texas Governor is Vetoed by Retarded
Bin Laden Group Busted By Microsoft
Breaking News: McVeigh Old News
breaking news: us school bombs grammar
Brother, Can You Spare a Nurse?
BSA Seeks to Exclude Tanzanian Devils from Organization
Bush Tax Rebate Prorated by Election Choice
"Carnivore" renamed "Snuggles"
Castro, Fleischer Stage "Faint-in"
Cheney Working on Newspoetry Shortage Crisis
Controversy Brews Around Christian "Bible"
Copyright Infringement Acrostic Sonnet for McDonalds ®
c r o s s p o l l i n a t i o n
Danger in Afghanistan, and in Washington
Dick to Head FBI National Infrastructure Protection Center
dubya's message to his three million houseguests
Fashion Trendz: This Year's Upper Respiratory Tract Infection
Fed Cuts Prime Rate Half a Percent to Save Struggling Presidency
A Flurry of Hugs in Capital: Politics Makes Strange Bedfellows
Foreign Policy is Domestic Policy (#84)
Foxy Startles His Hosts on Migration Policy
The Full Professor Attends a Diversity Conference
Gary Condit's Silence Explained
Gay Psychiatrist's Suit Dismissed
George W. Bush Declares War on Language
George W. Bush Revolutionizes Epistemology
George W. Bush Suffering from Foot-In-Mouth Disease
George W. Bush Welcome to Fuck Off
Governments Luv Gly-o-pho-sate
Having My Targeted Low-Income Child
A Holistic Approach to Terrorism
House Comes Out Strong Against Teleportation
The House of the Rising CD Sales
I Know the Guy on the Cover of Time Magazine
In Defense of Saturday Night Live
Introducing, the Human Rights Credit Card
Johnny Werd and the Revolution in Florida
keep god out of the white house
Last week, the president dreamed ...
A Little Poem About Loud Angry Women
Memo to News Media: Make Words Work for YOU!
Naked Mannequin for the Utah State Legislature
The National Endowment for Missile Defense Requires Your Support
National Missile Defense Limerick II
New For The Dubya Administration!
Newspoetry Begins Rolling Blackouts
Newspoetry Market Competition Report
Newspoetry Ratifies Kyoto Protocol
Newspoetry: Romantic Round Robin, Headlong Heartbreak
A Newspoet's New Year's Resolution
New York Bans Newspoetry Use While Driving
Nose 'n' Ass Disease Strikes US
october 11: make the children pay
The Office of Homeland Security
On the Dangers of a Shared Vocabulary
On World Stage, America's President Tarts It Up For The Power Elite
Other Things I Wish Colin Powell Would Say
Pink Bloc Pacifists Threaten National Security
The Plan Colombia Privatized Quagmire Association Helping Make Foreign Policy Today!
Police Prepare for Big Bang Mayhem
The Presidential Hallucination
Rasputin Named To Head Special Presidential Committee on Miscellaneous Faith-Based Initiatives
Riddle: When Is a Right Not a Right?
Signs of the End Times, Part V
So Long and Thanks for all the Books
Speechifying About Newspoeting
Students Get Extra Credit for Doing Nothing
submitted from F concourse, minneapolis airport
the sun, stars, and thermonuclear weapons
supermarket becomes hyper-market overnight
the temple of capitalism: 2656 n. elston
Thoughts Concerning the Federal Death Penalty
Thoughts on a defining terrorist incident
A Three Part Discussion on Nukes, Famine, Omar, Jobs, Jesse Helms, and The Hague
Tim Johnson, Are You Reading This?
Tora Bora, Afghanistan, Sept. 10, 2005
(translated from the Japanese)
The Tuesday Cut-And-Paste News
two incongruent halves of the same hallucination
urbana citizen reviews, policies, polices: bored
U.S. President Prepares Americans for War
We've Got Our Flag, Who Needs the Constitution?
What if a pill could end crime?
What "Solidarity Forever" Means to Me
Who let the dogs out on Snoop Doggy Dogg?
With These Glasses On, I Can See What The Invisible Hand Is Doing
Won't Somebody Think of the Children?