Newspoem
4 February 2002
Jay Morris

Subject #457's Haiku

football game is on
lab tech's gone out for more beer
chew, chew, swallow, breathe

salty snacks taste good
miami's about to score!
chew, chew, breathe, uh-oh!

oops i spilt my beer!
how long have i been down here?
how embarassing!

survivor's on next!

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