Financial Headlines

Amazon Makes A Profit
Readers would rather stay home
Than confront terrorism
Lurking on every street corner
Committed by the beatnik types
Who hang out at the coffee bars of
Barnes & Noble and Borders
Not to mention all those
Lefty, locally-owned bookstores

Prediction:
Since Hell must've frozen over
Can it be long now
Before Newspoetry turns ITS first profit?
It rates a BUY on my list.