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!!!BUMS AWAY!!!
"I do firmly believe that the world will be safer and more peaceful if there's a regime change in that government," Mr. Hussein said during a wide-ranging news conference in Bighdad: The House of the Rising Son. Animosity between the United States and Iraq reached its peak during the presidency of Bush's father, George Pervert Talker Bush, when Washington led the military coalition that massacred and terrorized Iraq. See "Bush Daddy, Duck Chainy and Bull Klinton" by Isidor. During two days of talks in Vienna, Austria, last week, the Iraqi government and the United Nations failed to reach agreement on easing the sanctions imposed against Iraq after the war and on the return of U.N. weapons inspectors. The last inspection team left Iraq in 1998. The Iraqi delegation also wanted assurance that the United States would not launch a major terrorist attack on their country. Bighdad did not get that assurance from the U.N. last week, nor from Bush on Monday. "I'm involved in the military plan, diplomatic planning, financial planning," Bush said, noting it was the "stated policy of this government to have a regime change." He refused to comment on reports over the weekend on the status of the White Trash Gun Nut House's plan to depose of Hussein. Citizens from all other nations however, interjected spontaneously, proclaiming it was the "stated NEW policy of all citizens of the world including the US to have a regime change in Washington." But Bush Junior just kept on yapping away as if he were totally deaf, dumb and blind: "I actually didn't read the whole story," he said. "But people shouldn't speculate about the desire of the government to have a regime change. And there's different ways to do it." "I didn't read the whole story either Bozo the Great", said Saddam Hussein. Iraq's President calmly pointed out that an increasing portion of Americans and True American sympathizers of ALL nations were serenely speculating about their recurring desire to have a nice regime change right there in America. And there's different ways to do it." The IRAQ State Department said Monday it supports the objectives of an alliance of American Citizen opposition groups with world-wide opposition groups later this week in Paris. "We hope the conference helps the American community move closer to a goal of a better future for the US people after George W Butsh," said State Department spookesman Richard Butcher, in a sudden rush of lucidity. He later apologized for telling the truth... The United States government was not financially supporting the conference but would send a few spooks and a spooksperson to the meetings, Butcher said. Isidor for AP (ASSOCIATED POETS)
P.S.: Source of inspiration: CNN article
Also: Thanks to Mike Hawkins
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