two 20-consonant newspoems

1) J Howard PM is like a cabbage nazi. Quite fey vox.

[Note: John Howard is Australia's current reactionary Prime Minister ("PM"). I've known for a long time how evil he is, but it took the discipline of 20 Consonant Poetry to discover his true "cabbage-nazi-like" nature.]

2) Basque Freedom no joke while ETA gave cozy pax.

[Note: ETA is the Basque Seperatist Terrorist/Freedom Fighting Army. They've recently been considering a cease fire, "cozy pax"]