NEWSpoetry
2002 index
titles newspoets subjects forms dates

20-consonant:

two 20-consonant newspoems

20 consonants for trade authority

Bush presents his new policy to the Canadians

50-word:
Democratic Patriotic Ecofriendly Missile Defense System

Poems to stop the coming war

7-word:
Seven-Word Newspoems
acrostic:
corrupt persuader

September Song

alert:
Virus Alert!!
alliteration:
Pf: 25 words
ape poem:
Subject #457's Haiku

Apeshit

Apepoem 6 February 2002

Apepoem 7 February 2002

Agape

Stuck Ape

Apepoem 11 February 2002

blank verse sonnet:
Ape Sonnet
blues:
andrea yates verdict blues

Daisy Cutter Blues

brag:
Bad Guy Blues
campaign ad:
Zoey for Alpha Dog
caption:
Georgie, put your thinking cap back on!
collage:
Your Money In Motion

What's the Outlook for Our Economy?

Extreme Dan McCollum

commentary:
Lyre, Lyre --- Of a passion's pants on fire...

Excerpt and Comment

crossword:
Newspoetry Crossword
dialog:
If I Were a Religious Man
dirge:
A Christmas Dirge
dream:
Chess Masters: Rename Game "Khess"
essay:
I think that I shall never see... mimicry (Me! Me (Oui! we) cry).
flag:
Ceci n'est pas un drapeau
flicker:
A comparative analysis of different types of covers
George W. Bush:
The Lord's Prayer
haiku:
Educational Television Haiku

Cut-Up Haiku

Body Worlds

Woman Hit on University Av.

2 Haiku for Andy Rooney

blackout

haikui:
3 haiku for Robert S. Mueller III
headlines:
HEADLINES FROM 2001

Headline News

instructions:
WELCOME TO SECURITY CHECKPOINT #63702
interview:
My Dinner with Ari
joke:
Newspoetry.com Bought by Fox News
letter:
Dear America

How Not to Solve Problems

Isidor's Letter To His Mentor: Ari Fleischer

An Open Letter to John Ashcroft, Attorney General of the United States

hey george, i have a question.

From The Desk of ...

limerick:
SOU Limerick

40% of Americans Think We're Already at War With Iraq

the media:
The almost obligatory 9-11 entry
misreading:
What Was That Again?
movie review:
Newspoetry Movie Review: Minority Report
newsletter:
February 2002 Newsletter

Sooks ~ Aee Wit O'Buck for Look Bovers

op-ed:
Newspoetry Is Still Serious Business
palindrome:
Martha Stewart Palindromes
parody:
Idiotic Patriotic Hymn

Sharia Woman

The Rich Man's Song

Bomb Iraq

The Lord's Prayer

Zoey for Alpha Dog

phone call:
Phone Call, May 2002
photo essay:
Film at 11
pledge:
The Zestfully Clean With Lemony Pledge
power ballad:
Water Ice

Climate Change

prayer:
The Lord's Prayer
primer:
See the Funny Man
prophecy:
News and Prophecy for the "New" Year
quiz:
Newspoetry Personality Inventory
replacement poem:
Replacement Poem

Replacement Poem

Good News: Conservatives 'to die out in 200 years'

review:
Newspoetry Movie Review: Platoon

The Cliché Made Flesh

Newspoetry Movie Review: Minority Report

satire:
Massive Republican Election Victory

Castro Refuses to Ease U.S. Trade Restrictions

New Automobile Technology Unveiled

schematic:
Fig. 1
screaming piece:
T!LT

looking for good news

script:
If I Were a Religious Man

The 2003 NBA All-Star Hoop-it-up for Debt Relief

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Phone Call, May 2002

My Dinner with Ari

George? Are you ready?

short story:
NYT prompts 20020306

advert

song:
The Presidential Pretzel

Idiotic Patriotic Hymn

Sharia Woman

Water Ice

Climate Change

Daisy Cutter Blues

The Rich Man's Song

Bomb Iraq

song parody:
Puff The Magic Dragon
sonnet:
Ape Sonnet

"It fails to find the heart of news"

speech:
The speech I wish George W. Bush would make
sportscast:
The 2003 NBA All-Star Hoop-it-up for Debt Relief
story:
Anti-Hemorrhagic Stupiditas Activist Tricks FBI...

NYT prompts 20020306

subtraction:
headlines for ducks
subtraction poem:
Closer to Qaeda
survey:
Newspoetry Personality Inventory
tanka:
Suggestions on Avoiding Coconut Attacks
trial:
Names as Poetic Footnotes opposes <Self->Defenses of Insanity Pleas(es)
weather:
accu-weather
weather report:
meteorology

Friday's Forecast