Indigo Agni:

War in the sun

Clutch your purse

The coward called our hero

2:34am -- Sept. 12, 2002

The United States

Ball Four

Christmas 2002

The Rich Man's Song

On Sale For $3.99

Indicators Indicate

The Cliché Made Flesh

RE: winter

Local Salamander Celebrates Birthday, Accomplishments

A comparative analysis of different types of covers

Choir Takes Extended Break on Cool Sunny Morning

hey george, i have a question.

From The Desk of ...

Traficant poem

Headline News

Lesson Plan

Friday's Forecast

Stimulus

We've been out here for hours,

Extreme Dan McCollum

beep! insert sample

Re: bison

Bleeding News

WAR STRAINS RELATIONSHIPS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

'Humble Sinner' Bush Calls the Faithful to Arms

Bush, Ridge Gear up for "Aggressive Defense"

What Did You Learn Today?

U.S. Develops Innovative New Strategy: Bomb the Hell Out of Baghdad

Giant Ice Meteors Linked to Terriorists

Congress Gives It Up for Prexy

Race Too Close to Call, Called Off

World Needs Enema

Snakeheads Engulf Spanish Coastline

Kola Boof, the End of Newspoetry, and a Very Oily Christmas

Scalia is Narcotics

20 consonants for trade authority

An Open Letter to John Ashcroft, Attorney General of the United States

OF POLITICOS

Dear America

My Address to the Nation

Smart at News & Politics, Dumb at Relationships

Censor FX

Polit-tish

They Have a Cow

USAMA BANANA

THE UNITY BETWEEN

unmanned

Of Turtle Nations -- 10/15/2001

Saturn Night Live

Fruit Medley

PARTIES CREATE WAYS TO AVOID SOFT MONEY BAN

Saturn Night Live

The Cliché Made Flesh

SOU Limerick

Fruit Medley

What's the Outlook for Our Economy?

Apepoem 11 February 2002

two 20-consonant newspoems

Sharia Woman

Saturn Night Live

i'm sorry did you just say

interregnum

Lyre, Lyre --- Of a passion's pants on fire...

Excerpt and Comment

I think that I shall never see... mimicry (Me! Me (Oui! we) cry).

Apepoem 7 February 2002

Coming Soon to A Neighborhood Theatre of Operations Near You

Perpetual E-Motion Machines

Derivatives

Lex Tali (on-us) Bans

Ape Forms Organize Religion

Be-Moaning for a CopyRight

Notes from a note worthy book

Ratios in our national news.

Names as Poetic Footnotes opposes <Self->Defenses of Insanity Pleas(es)

AS IF SUBURBS WERE NO SOURCES OF TERROR

ObLong Truth Abbreviatory

Spring in me, amuse, DNA!

Satanic Versus As Worse Us.

NUKE'EM-TIL-THEY-GLOW WORMS

Plebian Plebiscites Placebos: Flaws in the Ointments

Of Politico Double-Talks

For Nature Against Unnatural Death

Let Undermining Beavers Bore ...

OverHearing as Highest Art of Listening

Re: looking for good news

What Matters, in the End?

Massive Republican Election Victory

Iconic Translation Services (ITS) -- SuperMan

Recursion Repeats Allusion

All the News that Scans in Fugues

Giving George the Third the (Thunder)Bird

Senseless Wars: What Frog-eyes Say to Frog-Brains

White Man's Burden

What is Newspoetry?

Promises, Promises ...

Training Stands to Reason

Inevitable as Evolution

State of Terrorism Rules O-u-R Lives

Inside Scoop the Poop on Poultry

Representative Democracy

AfterMath, Try SomeLogic.

Flowers: Deflowered or Floured Over?

Res Verses

To Every Season, Turn-Turn-Turnover A New Leaf -- A Time to Imitate; a Times to Refrain from Imitating?

Inspectors Gadget and Gotcha

Lotta'S trom.Ping on Grapes of Wrath

PLAINLY SPEAKING AN EXECUTIVE LAW

metawar

Castro Refuses to Ease U.S. Trade Restrictions

NEWS FROM TOMORROW

Climate Change

Medea's Cloak Returned

headlines for ducks

NYT prompts 20020306

Water Ice

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corrupt persuader

The Meaning of September 11

No Conversation, Please.

Toleration Nation

Newspoem 2 February 2002

Y2.002K Bug Strikes

spin

Saturn Night Live

Pretzel, Pretzel ...

Identity Theft

Home Planet Security

W's SOU

The Cliché Made Flesh

The 2003 NBA All-Star Hoop-it-up for Debt Relief

zero justice

The Odyssey

6.1

Newspoetry.com Bought by Fox News

Newspoetry Is Still Serious Business

andrea yates verdict blues

Everyone to Drive This Car

Shit Hits Fan

Headlines

Le Car vs. Chirac

screaming piece

looking for good news

screaming piece

weather

20 little poetry projects

CNN Graphic Designer Goes Insane

Martha Stewart Palindromes

Ceci n'est pas un drapeau

What Was That Again?

New Automobile Technology Unveiled

Newspoetry Movie Review: Minority Report

Market Shoots Up

40% of Americans Think We're Already at War With Iraq

Revelation 6:4

Dogaphor

meteorology

Spinaphor

My fellow Americans ...

Stocks Down Amid Inscrutable Factors

Fig. 1

gag

September Song

CNN headlines

Do the Math

Chess Masters: Rename Game "Khess"

Headlines from CNN

birthday pome

Zoey for Alpha Dog

George W. Bush Declares War

don't piss off independents

Aliens win Senate, hold House, XNN projects

accu-weather

Newspoetry Crossword

Pentagon to Track American Poetry

Violence

blackout

ship of fools

Film at 11

Movie Review: No Such Thing

US Invents Weapon, Bombs Iraq

The speech I wish George W. Bush would make

Newspoetry Movie Review: Platoon

Saturn Night Live

Educational Television Haiku

The Cliché Made Flesh

Joe Futrelle Promises Not to Become Poet Laureate, but Won't Give Up

blue news 1

Twenty Lines for Jim Simmerman

My Dinner with Ari

3 haiku for Robert S. Mueller III

2 haiku for Robert S. Mueller III

20 WRITERS COMPOSE HYPERTEXT NOVELLA IN 40 MINUTES.

Newspoetry Personality Inventory

Only Slow and Green

antidisillusionment

The President's Poetry

2 Haiku for Andy Rooney

Hewlett-Packard Spearheads Disabled Group

I Blame Bush

Ten years later

Aftermath

Louis all mad at the Yemenis

The Future of America: 1

A Christmas Dirge

Bomb Iraq

1400 S Loomis

love in the age of syphillis

Hands of Blame

Underground

You Promised You'd Come Home (Where Are You?)

Kermit the Bull Frog and Cookie Monster Linked to Anthrax and September 11

Kermit The Bull Frog Under Arrest

Bomb shelter brain

Anti-Hemorrhagic Stupiditas Activist Tricks FBI...

George W. Butch and Fony Blare Abominated for Nobel Peace Lies

Isidor's Letter To His Mentor: Ari Fleischer

UN Secretary General Kofu Anan Decides to Oust George W. Bush

Bush is a Suspect in Pipe Bonging

First We Take Manhattan ...

FRENCH REVOLUTIONAIRES SHARPEN THE GUILLOTINE FOR BUSH FUHROR

!!!BUMS AWAY!!!

T!LT

Ape Sonnet

WELCOME TO SECURITY CHECKPOINT #63702

Closer to Qaeda

Your Money In Motion

Daisy Cutter Blues

Woman Hit on University Av.

The Last Barrel of Oil

Three Peace Carols for AWARE

"Gooooood Morning, Afghanistan!"

Pf: 25 words

Celebrating 20 years12oz. CAUTION: Contents are hot!

nypl newspoem

Held in Fire

Cut-Up Haiku

Say News Breaks Free

Test of Power: Inspectors Tour an Iraqi Palace

Saturn Night Live

Financial Headlines

Our Selective Leader

The Cliché Made Flesh

I Gotta Run

Fruit Medley

Unsinkable?

Newspoetry Plays Branson

We Remember Each Life

The 9/11 Effect

Spam Terrorism

A Nation of Conquerors

The Future of America 2

Mammal Sperm

Two War Poems

The Presidential Pretzel

HEADLINES FROM 2001

Poem on Bipartisanship

Apepoem 6 February 2002

cheap flags

Demolition

Stuck Ape

Texas Art Thieves Steal Kahlo, Picasso Paintings

Fruit Medley

Cider Mulls Likely Election Victory

Nice Things

Diversions from Martial Law

Questions & Answers

How Not to Solve Problems

Subject #457's Haiku

Virus Alert!!

Puff The Magic Dragon

Re: resurrection

Happiness Levels Close Higher Again Today

20 Little Poetry Projects II

Food industry creates 'scientist' with no scruples

Can you tell me how to get ...

Public Intelligence Transmission Service

cost

Bush presents his new policy to the Canadians

Your Local News Headlines

What Next? Metaphor?

Bush plan eases rules for activist kidnapping

The News from Jupiter

Never Forget: Mickey Killed Mortimer

Resurrection

Life in a Dynamic, Scalable, Affordable World

It's not just US

Taxation Enters a New Frontier

Hired Mouths

Virtual Puppy Porn and Quote of the Month

Suggestions on Avoiding Coconut Attacks

Galactic Criminals

God Bless

Body Worlds

Buy in. Sell ...

Air Hooters

A Reluctant Confession

Missouri's Sex Laws

Newspoetry - A dangerous profession

Good News: Conservatives 'to die out in 200 years'

Of Mice and Men

Surf Poem

War is Talk (not hell for us)

Democratic Patriotic Ecofriendly Missile Defense System

special ed town

How Gray Davis paid the bill

Deal Reached to Leave 'N Sync star in space

Poems to stop the coming war

Axes of Evil

The Zestfully Clean With Lemony Pledge

WHY I CAN'T WRITE A FUCKING POEM ABOUT FUCKING YUCCA MOUNTAIN

Seven Practical Things To Do Today

Why I'm Closing The Blinds

The almost obligatory 9-11 entry

Plan For US Has Many Allies Around the World

Georgie, put your thinking cap back on!

Balikatan

Broken Links

If I Were a Religious Man

The Cliché Made Flesh

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE BODIES

Seven-Word Newspoems

See the Funny Man

Fruit Medley

Clear Skies

George? Are you ready?

Notes on the Senate Hearings 09/26/02

L'etat, c'est lui

Queen's Intervention Frees Suspected Terrorists

HVXFIRGB

"It fails to find the heart of news"

The Lord's Prayer

happy marriages and unhappy divorces

Tribute to St. Paul

Apeshit

February 2002 Newsletter

You are dreaming of a poem

Maybe Not Florida?

Sooks ~ Aee Wit O'Buck for Look Bovers

Diversions from Martial Law

Phone Call, May 2002

War on Terror Over, War on Dread to Begin

And now honestly I have no idea

SHRUB-A-DUB-DUB

Holy War?

Bad Guy Blues

Ode to Typhoid Mary

Commence the Revolution

At Any Cost

hide my head

New Fears from Little Lily

STAND DOWN

Saturn Night Live

Thoughts While Dreading the First Anniversary of 9/11

LOGIC

The Cremation of ...

Replacement Poem

Replacement Poem

Quecreek Photo Op

The Water is Arisen

MAKE WAR!

News and Prophecy for the "New" Year

Agape

scene six

advert

AMAZIN' BIG CRACK TEXAS FUBAR SQUADRON, PART 1

COVERED IN SHAME

SECRETs SPOKEn, SECRETS BROKEN

SHAME OF SHAD

LOST BETWEEN HIS EARS

AGE OF NEFARIOUS

Ballad of the Yellow Beret

Idiotic Patriotic Hymn