NEWSpoetry
2002 index
titles newspoets subjects forms dates

9/11:

Thoughts While Dreading the First Anniversary of 9/11

The speech I wish George W. Bush would make

The Meaning of September 11

The almost obligatory 9-11 entry

2:34am -- Sept. 12, 2002

abner louima:
zero justice

gag

accidents:
Woman Hit on University Av.
activism:
News and Prophecy for the "New" Year
addiction:
Market Shoots Up
advertising:
Celebrating 20 years12oz. CAUTION: Contents are hot!
aggressive defense:
Bush, Ridge Gear up for "Aggressive Defense"
agribusiness:
They Have a Cow
airlines:
Air Hooters
airline security:
spin
airline travel:
Resurrection
airport security:
scene six

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air quality:
Clear Skies
al gore:
Maybe Not Florida?
america:
The Future of America: 1
american airlines:
spin
american flag:
Ceci n'est pas un drapeau
amtrak:
hey george, i have a question.
andersen consulting:
corrupt persuader
andrea yates:
andrea yates verdict blues
andy rooney:
2 Haiku for Andy Rooney
animal rights:
Virtual Puppy Porn and Quote of the Month
apes:
Subject #457's Haiku

Apeshit

Apepoem 6 February 2002

Apepoem 7 February 2002

Ape Sonnet

Agape

Stuck Ape

Apepoem 11 February 2002

arab-israeli conflict:
A Christmas Dirge

Holy War?

screaming piece

A comparative analysis of different types of covers

ari fleischer:
Isidor's Letter To His Mentor: Ari Fleischer
arms control:
Phone Call, May 2002
art:
Texas Art Thieves Steal Kahlo, Picasso Paintings
ashcroft:
Our Selective Leader
asteroids:
meteorology
astronomy:
Galactic Criminals
axis of evil:
Axes of Evil
balikatan:
Balikatan
baseball:
Ball Four
beans:
Ratios in our national news.
bipartisanship:
Poem on Bipartisanship
bison:
From The Desk of ...
bono:
The 2003 NBA All-Star Hoop-it-up for Debt Relief
branson missouri:
Newspoetry Plays Branson
breasts:
An Open Letter to John Ashcroft, Attorney General of the United States

Air Hooters

business:
Stocks Down Amid Inscrutable Factors
campaign finance reform:
Plebian Plebiscites Placebos: Flaws in the Ointments

PARTIES CREATE WAYS TO AVOID SOFT MONEY BAN

campaigns:
Stimulus
cancer:
CNN headlines
capitalism:
Derivatives

Re: looking for good news

cars:
Le Car vs. Chirac
cars lies:
New Automobile Technology Unveiled
catholic church:
It's not just US
catholicism:
Replacement Poem
censorship:
Censor FX

An Open Letter to John Ashcroft, Attorney General of the United States

chess:
Chess Masters: Rename Game "Khess"
chicken:
Inside Scoop the Poop on Poultry
christmas:
A Christmas Dirge
citigroup:
Buy in. Sell ...
civil liberties:
2 haiku for Robert S. Mueller III
civil rights:
SHRUB-A-DUB-DUB

Thoughts While Dreading the First Anniversary of 9/11

clear skies:
Clear Skies
coal mining:
Quecreek Photo Op
coconuts:
Suggestions on Avoiding Coconut Attacks
coffee:
Celebrating 20 years12oz. CAUTION: Contents are hot!
colin powell:
Georgie, put your thinking cap back on!

AS IF SUBURBS WERE NO SOURCES OF TERROR

copyright:
Be-Moaning for a CopyRight

Never Forget: Mickey Killed Mortimer

corruption:
Can you tell me how to get ...
cover-ups:
A comparative analysis of different types of covers
cows:
They Have a Cow
crime:
Galactic Criminals

Texas Art Thieves Steal Kahlo, Picasso Paintings

cuba:
Castro Refuses to Ease U.S. Trade Restrictions
david letterman:
Newspoetry Is Still Serious Business

Let Undermining Beavers Bore ...

death:
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE BODIES
death penalty:
I Gotta Run
debt relief:
The 2003 NBA All-Star Hoop-it-up for Debt Relief
demolition:
Demolition
dick cheney:
No Conversation, Please.

George? Are you ready?

dirk stratton:
Newspoetry Is Still Serious Business
disabilities:
special ed town
disclosure:
OverHearing as Highest Art of Listening
disinformation:
Notes from a note worthy book
disney:
Never Forget: Mickey Killed Mortimer
dogs:
Resurrection
domestic violence:
Indicators Indicate
donald rumsfeld:
Do the Math
drew carey:
See the Funny Man
drugs:
Scalia is Narcotics
earthquakes:
6.1
e-commerce:
Financial Headlines
education:
How Gray Davis paid the bill
educational television:
Educational Television Haiku
elections:
Massive Republican Election Victory

Zoey for Alpha Dog

Race Too Close to Call, Called Off

George W. Bush Declares War

Stimulus

Spam Terrorism

AfterMath, Try SomeLogic.

energy:
Perpetual E-Motion Machines

New Automobile Technology Unveiled

How Gray Davis paid the bill

What Next? Metaphor?

energy conservation:
Everyone to Drive This Car
enron:
HEADLINES FROM 2001

Derivatives

OF POLITICOS

corrupt persuader

environmental legislation:
Clear Skies
evolution:
From The Desk of ...

Inevitable as Evolution

expatriation:
September Song
faith-based initiatives:
Ape Forms Organize Religion
fascism:
Le Car vs. Chirac
fast track trade authority:
20 consonants for trade authority
fbi:
3 haiku for Robert S. Mueller III

2 haiku for Robert S. Mueller III

fidel castro:
Castro Refuses to Ease U.S. Trade Restrictions
first amendment:
Ceci n'est pas un drapeau

God Bless

flag burning:
Ceci n'est pas un drapeau
floods:
The Water is Arisen
food:
Re: looking for good news
foreign policy:
How Not to Solve Problems
fox news:
Newspoetry.com Bought by Fox News
france:
FRENCH REVOLUTIONAIRES SHARPEN THE GUILLOTINE FOR BUSH FUHROR
fraud:
corrupt persuader
free speech:
God Bless
french fries:
CNN headlines
frogs:
Senseless Wars: What Frog-eyes Say to Frog-Brains
future:
The Future of America 2
fuzzy math:
Polit-tish
genetic engineering:
Seven-Word Newspoems

Mammal Sperm

george w. bush:
Dear America

HEADLINES FROM 2001

Pretzel, Pretzel ...

The Presidential Pretzel

W's SOU

Subject #457's Haiku

Our Selective Leader

Axes of Evil

SOU Limerick

I Gotta Run

George W. Butch and Fony Blare Abominated for Nobel Peace Lies

SHRUB-A-DUB-DUB

OverHearing as Highest Art of Listening

'Humble Sinner' Bush Calls the Faithful to Arms

No Conversation, Please.

See the Funny Man

UN Secretary General Kofu Anan Decides to Oust George W. Bush

Phone Call, May 2002

What Matters, in the End?

FRENCH REVOLUTIONAIRES SHARPEN THE GUILLOTINE FOR BUSH FUHROR

AMAZIN' BIG CRACK TEXAS FUBAR SQUADRON, PART 1

Bush, Ridge Gear up for "Aggressive Defense"

hey george, i have a question.

From The Desk of ...

Ballad of the Yellow Beret

Revelation 6:4

The speech I wish George W. Bush would make

George? Are you ready?

LOST BETWEEN HIS EARS

COVERED IN SHAME

L'etat, c'est lui

SECRETs SPOKEn, SECRETS BROKEN

geroge w. bush:
AGE OF NEFARIOUS
global warming:
Climate Change

From The Desk of ...

god:
If I Were a Religious Man
graduate students:
New Restrictive Law to International Grads
graphics:
CNN Graphic Designer Goes Insane
gray davis:
How Gray Davis paid the bill
greed:
The Cremation of ...
happiness:
Happiness Levels Close Higher Again Today
headlines:
Headlines from CNN
hell:
NYT prompts 20020306
homeland security:
happy marriages and unhappy divorces
human rights:
Sharia Woman
hypertext:
20 WRITERS COMPOSE HYPERTEXT NOVELLA IN 40 MINUTES.
ice:
Water Ice

Giant Ice Meteors Linked to Terriorists

insanity defense:
andrea yates verdict blues
insider trading:
Martha Stewart Palindromes
intelligence:
Anti-Hemorrhagic Stupiditas Activist Tricks FBI...
internet:
The News from Jupiter

Identity Theft

iraq:
!!!BUMS AWAY!!!

Plan For US Has Many Allies Around the World

U.S. Develops Innovative New Strategy: Bomb the Hell Out of Baghdad

40% of Americans Think We're Already at War With Iraq

Revelation 6:4

White Man's Burden

The Meaning of September 11

LOGIC

Fig. 1

Notes on the Senate Hearings 09/26/02

Lesson Plan

CNN headlines

Do the Math

My Address to the Nation

The Last Barrel of Oil

STAND DOWN

Bomb Iraq

islamic law:
Sharia Woman
israel:
Your Money In Motion

Fig. 1

jenin:
A comparative analysis of different types of covers
jesse ventura:
don't piss off independents
jingoism:
HEADLINES FROM 2001

cheap flags

Censor FX

joe futrelle:
Joe Futrelle Promises Not to Become Poet Laureate, but Won't Give Up
john ashcroft:
Idiotic Patriotic Hymn

Let Undermining Beavers Bore ...

An Open Letter to John Ashcroft, Attorney General of the United States

julia roberts:
Hired Mouths
justice:
Queen's Intervention Frees Suspected Terrorists
kofi anna:
UN Secretary General Kofu Anan Decides to Oust George W. Bush
labor:
New Restrictive Law to International Grads
le pen:
Le Car vs. Chirac
marketing:
Virus Alert!!

Life in a Dynamic, Scalable, Affordable World

Re: looking for good news

marriage:
happy marriages and unhappy divorces
mars:
The Odyssey

Water Ice

martha stewart:
Martha Stewart Palindromes
mcdonald's:
They Have a Cow

Replacement Poem

meat:
They Have a Cow
media:
Excerpt and Comment

Indicators Indicate

Seven-Word Newspoems

Toleration Nation

War is Talk (not hell for us)

memory:
Demolition
meteors:
Giant Ice Meteors Linked to Terriorists
michael bloomberg:
HEADLINES FROM 2001

zero justice

mickey mouse:
Never Forget: Mickey Killed Mortimer
military hardware:
Puff The Magic Dragon
minority report:
Newspoetry Movie Review: Minority Report
missile defense:
HEADLINES FROM 2001

Democratic Patriotic Ecofriendly Missile Defense System

morocco:
What Did You Learn Today?
movies:
Newspoetry Movie Review: Platoon

Newspoetry Movie Review: Minority Report

mr. big:
Local Salamander Celebrates Birthday, Accomplishments
music:
Idiotic Patriotic Hymn

Tribute to St. Paul

nasa:
The Odyssey
near-earth objects:
meteorology
news:
Lyre, Lyre --- Of a passion's pants on fire...

Excerpt and Comment

Bleeding News

Ratios in our national news.

CNN Graphic Designer Goes Insane

Recursion Repeats Allusion

Spinaphor

newspoetry:
News and Prophecy for the "New" Year

Saturn Night Live

Broken Links

Financial Headlines

Joe Futrelle Promises Not to Become Poet Laureate, but Won't Give Up

Newspoetry.com Bought by Fox News

Newspoetry Is Still Serious Business

Newspoetry Personality Inventory

Newspoetry - A dangerous profession

new york public library:
nypl newspoem
nigeria:
Sharia Woman
nobel peace prize:
George W. Butch and Fony Blare Abominated for Nobel Peace Lies
npr:
Toleration Nation
n'sync:
Deal Reached to Leave 'N Sync star in space
nuclear weapons:
NUKE'EM-TIL-THEY-GLOW WORMS
office of strategic influence:
Notes from a note worthy book
oil:
The Cremation of ...

What Next? Metaphor?

The Last Barrel of Oil

osama bin laden:
USAMA BANANA

ObLong Truth Abbreviatory

Your Money In Motion

Buy in. Sell ...

ozzy osbourne:
See the Funny Man
paleontology:
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parsley:
What Did You Learn Today?
patriotism:
On Sale For $3.99

Idiotic Patriotic Hymn

God Bless

paul westerberg:
Tribute to St. Paul
peace:
The speech I wish George W. Bush would make
pedophelia:
It's not just US
pfizer:
Pf: 25 words
pharmecutical industry:
Pf: 25 words
photo-ops:
Quecreek Photo Op
platoon:
Newspoetry Movie Review: Platoon
pledge of allegiance:
God Bless
poetry:
Lyre, Lyre --- Of a passion's pants on fire...

February 2002 Newsletter

What Next? Metaphor?

The President's Poetry

Newspoetry - A dangerous profession

poice brutality:
zero justice
police brutality:
gag
politics:
WAR STRAINS RELATIONSHIPS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
polls:
40% of Americans Think We're Already at War With Iraq
pornography:
The News from Jupiter

Virtual Puppy Porn and Quote of the Month

pretzels:
Pretzel, Pretzel ...

The Presidential Pretzel

Subject #457's Haiku

Apepoem 6 February 2002

privacy:
Identity Theft
prostitution:
Virtual Puppy Porn and Quote of the Month
pseudoscience:
Perpetual E-Motion Machines
queen elizabeth:
Queen's Intervention Frees Suspected Terrorists
racial profiling:
HEADLINES FROM 2001

spin

racism:
Toleration Nation
railroads:
hey george, i have a question.
ralph nader:
Smart at News & Politics, Dumb at Relationships
relationships:
Smart at News & Politics, Dumb at Relationships
religion:
Ape Forms Organize Religion

'Humble Sinner' Bush Calls the Faithful to Arms

robert s. mueller iii:
3 haiku for Robert S. Mueller III

2 haiku for Robert S. Mueller III

robots:
unmanned
rock and roll:
Tribute to St. Paul
saddam hussein:
I Gotta Run
safety:
Suggestions on Avoiding Coconut Attacks
salamanders:
Local Salamander Celebrates Birthday, Accomplishments
satan:
Satanic Versus As Worse Us.
saturday night live:
Saturn Night Live
savings & loan:
OF POLITICOS
scalia:
Scalia is Narcotics
schoolhouse rock:
Educational Television Haiku
science:
Galactic Criminals

Inevitable as Evolution

secret service:
spin
security:
WELCOME TO SECURITY CHECKPOINT #63702

If I Were a Religious Man

senate:
don't piss off independents
senate hearings:
Notes on the Senate Hearings 09/26/02
sesame street:
Educational Television Haiku

Can you tell me how to get ...

sewage:
Spam Terrorism
sex:
An Open Letter to John Ashcroft, Attorney General of the United States

Missouri's Sex Laws

sexism:
2 Haiku for Andy Rooney
sexual abuse:
Replacement Poem
sexually-transmitted disease:
love in the age of syphillis
shakespeare:
Names as Poetic Footnotes opposes <Self->Defenses of Insanity Pleas(es)
shaquille o'neal:
The 2003 NBA All-Star Hoop-it-up for Debt Relief
shoplifting:
20 Little Poetry Projects II
skinks:
HEADLINES FROM 2001
socks:
20 Little Poetry Projects II
sonny bono:
Never Forget: Mickey Killed Mortimer
space:
Deal Reached to Leave 'N Sync star in space
spain:
What Did You Learn Today?
spam:
Sooks ~ Aee Wit O'Buck for Look Bovers
sports:
The 2003 NBA All-Star Hoop-it-up for Debt Relief

Ball Four

2 Haiku for Andy Rooney

state of the union:
W's SOU

SOU Limerick

statistics:
Ratios in our national news.
stephen j. gould:
Inevitable as Evolution
stock market:
Market Shoots Up
stoning:
Sharia Woman
suburbia:
AS IF SUBURBS WERE NO SOURCES OF TERROR
suicide bombings:
For Nature Against Unnatural Death
surveillance:
WELCOME TO SECURITY CHECKPOINT #63702
sweatshops:
Medea's Cloak Returned

THE UNITY BETWEEN

syphillis:
love in the age of syphillis
taxes:
Taxation Enters a New Frontier

The Rich Man's Song

technology:
Life in a Dynamic, Scalable, Affordable World
ted koppel:
Newspoetry Is Still Serious Business
terrorism:
HEADLINES FROM 2001

T!LT

Balikatan

Financial Headlines

Our Selective Leader

Axes of Evil

Notes from a note worthy book

Kermit The Bull Frog Under Arrest

AS IF SUBURBS WERE NO SOURCES OF TERROR

Closer to Qaeda

NUKE'EM-TIL-THEY-GLOW WORMS

Of Politico Double-Talks

For Nature Against Unnatural Death

screaming piece

Seven-Word Newspoems

A comparative analysis of different types of covers

blue news 1

What Matters, in the End?

3 haiku for Robert S. Mueller III

New Fears from Little Lily

War on Terror Over, War on Dread to Begin

Unsinkable?

hey george, i have a question.

Giving George the Third the (Thunder)Bird

Your Local News Headlines

Thoughts While Dreading the First Anniversary of 9/11

The Meaning of September 11

George? Are you ready?

Giant Ice Meteors Linked to Terriorists

Training Stands to Reason

State of Terrorism Rules O-u-R Lives

Queen's Intervention Frees Suspected Terrorists

unmanned

texas:
The Last Barrel of Oil
thermobaric bombs:
6.1
tiger woods:
CNN headlines
tips:
Public Intelligence Transmission Service
titanic:
Unsinkable?
toleration:
Toleration Nation
tom berns:
Stimulus
tom ridge:
Bush, Ridge Gear up for "Aggressive Defense"
tony blair:
George W. Butch and Fony Blare Abominated for Nobel Peace Lies
traficant:
Traficant poem
trent lott:
Lotta'S trom.Ping on Grapes of Wrath
u2:
The 2003 NBA All-Star Hoop-it-up for Debt Relief
u.n.:
blue news 1
unknown:
Sooks ~ Aee Wit O'Buck for Look Bovers
valdimir putin:
Phone Call, May 2002
violence:
Bleeding News
war:
Newspoetry Movie Review: Platoon

cheap flags

T!LT

How Not to Solve Problems

Two War Poems

The Odyssey

6.1

Closer to Qaeda

headlines for ducks

Puff The Magic Dragon

WAR STRAINS RELATIONSHIPS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

At Any Cost

NUKE'EM-TIL-THEY-GLOW WORMS

Hands of Blame

Unsinkable?

Your Money In Motion

You Promised You'd Come Home (Where Are You?)

Giving George the Third the (Thunder)Bird

Plan For US Has Many Allies Around the World

Of Turtle Nations -- 10/15/2001

Senseless Wars: What Frog-eyes Say to Frog-Brains

U.S. Develops Innovative New Strategy: Bomb the Hell Out of Baghdad

Your Local News Headlines

40% of Americans Think We're Already at War With Iraq

Revelation 6:4

White Man's Burden

The Meaning of September 11

LOGIC

George? Are you ready?

The Cremation of ...

My fellow Americans ...

2:34am -- Sept. 12, 2002

We Remember Each Life

Fig. 1

September Song

War is Talk (not hell for us)

Notes on the Senate Hearings 09/26/02

Do the Math

My Address to the Nation

The 9/11 Effect

The Last Barrel of Oil

hide my head

STAND DOWN

Bomb Iraq

George W. Bush Declares War

unmanned

war on terrorism:
Kermit the Bull Frog and Cookie Monster Linked to Anthrax and September 11
wealth:
The Rich Man's Song
weather:
weather

Friday's Forecast

web:
Broken Links
wills:
Derivatives
winter:
RE: winter
women's rights:
Sharia Woman
working conditions:
New Restrictive Law to International Grads
world economic forum:
nypl newspoem
wra:
War on Terror Over, War on Dread to Begin
y2k bug:
Y2.002K Bug Strikes