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1400 S Loomis

The 2003 NBA All-Star Hoop-it-up for Debt Relief

20 consonants for trade authority

20 little poetry projects

20 Little Poetry Projects II

20 WRITERS COMPOSE HYPERTEXT NOVELLA IN 40 MINUTES.

2:34am -- Sept. 12, 2002

2 Haiku for Andy Rooney

2 haiku for Robert S. Mueller III

3 haiku for Robert S. Mueller III

40% of Americans Think We're Already at War With Iraq

6.1

The 9/11 Effect

accu-weather

advert

Aftermath

AfterMath, Try SomeLogic.

Agape

AGE OF NEFARIOUS

Air Hooters

Aliens win Senate, hold House, XNN projects

All the News that Scans in Fugues

The almost obligatory 9-11 entry

AMAZIN' BIG CRACK TEXAS FUBAR SQUADRON, PART 1

And now honestly I have no idea

andrea yates verdict blues

antidisillusionment

Anti-Hemorrhagic Stupiditas Activist Tricks FBI...

Ape Forms Organize Religion

Apepoem 11 February 2002

Apepoem 6 February 2002

Apepoem 7 February 2002

Apeshit

Ape Sonnet

AS IF SUBURBS WERE NO SOURCES OF TERROR

At Any Cost

Axes of Evil

Bad Guy Blues

Balikatan

Ballad of the Yellow Beret

Ball Four

beep! insert sample

Be-Moaning for a CopyRight

birthday pome

blackout

Bleeding News

blue news 1

Body Worlds

Bomb Iraq

Bomb shelter brain

Broken Links

!!!BUMS AWAY!!!

Bush is a Suspect in Pipe Bonging

Bush plan eases rules for activist kidnapping

Bush presents his new policy to the Canadians

Bush, Ridge Gear up for "Aggressive Defense"

Buy in. Sell ...

Can you tell me how to get ...

Castro Refuses to Ease U.S. Trade Restrictions

Ceci n'est pas un drapeau

Celebrating 20 years12oz. CAUTION: Contents are hot!

Censor FX

cheap flags

Chess Masters: Rename Game "Khess"

Choir Takes Extended Break on Cool Sunny Morning

Christmas 2002

A Christmas Dirge

Cider Mulls Likely Election Victory

Clear Skies

The Cliché Made Flesh

Climate Change

Closer to Qaeda

Clutch your purse

CNN Graphic Designer Goes Insane

CNN headlines

Coming Soon to A Neighborhood Theatre of Operations Near You

Commence the Revolution

A comparative analysis of different types of covers

Congress Gives It Up for Prexy

corrupt persuader

cost

COVERED IN SHAME

The coward called our hero

The Cremation of ...

Cut-Up Haiku

Daisy Cutter Blues

Deal Reached to Leave 'N Sync star in space

Dear America

Democratic Patriotic Ecofriendly Missile Defense System

Demolition

Derivatives

Diversions from Martial Law

Dogaphor

don't piss off independents

Do the Math

Educational Television Haiku

Everyone to Drive This Car

Excerpt and Comment

Extreme Dan McCollum

February 2002 Newsletter

Fig. 1

Film at 11

Financial Headlines

First We Take Manhattan ...

Flowers: Deflowered or Floured Over?

Food industry creates 'scientist' with no scruples

For Nature Against Unnatural Death

FRENCH REVOLUTIONAIRES SHARPEN THE GUILLOTINE FOR BUSH FUHROR

Friday's Forecast

From The Desk of ...

Fruit Medley

The Future of America: 1

The Future of America 2

gag

Galactic Criminals

George? Are you ready?

George W. Bush Declares War

George W. Butch and Fony Blare Abominated for Nobel Peace Lies

Georgie, put your thinking cap back on!

Giant Ice Meteors Linked to Terriorists

Giving George the Third the (Thunder)Bird

God Bless

Good News: Conservatives 'to die out in 200 years'

"Gooooood Morning, Afghanistan!"

Hands of Blame

Happiness Levels Close Higher Again Today

happy marriages and unhappy divorces

Headline News

Headlines

headlines for ducks

HEADLINES FROM 2001

Headlines from CNN

Held in Fire

Hewlett-Packard Spearheads Disabled Group

hey george, i have a question.

hide my head

Hired Mouths

Holy War?

Home Planet Security

How Gray Davis paid the bill

How Not to Solve Problems

'Humble Sinner' Bush Calls the Faithful to Arms

HVXFIRGB

I Blame Bush

Iconic Translation Services (ITS) -- SuperMan

Identity Theft

Idiotic Patriotic Hymn

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE BODIES

If I Were a Religious Man

I Gotta Run

i'm sorry did you just say

Indicators Indicate

Inevitable as Evolution

Inside Scoop the Poop on Poultry

Inspectors Gadget and Gotcha

interregnum

Isidor's Letter To His Mentor: Ari Fleischer

"It fails to find the heart of news"

I think that I shall never see... mimicry (Me! Me (Oui! we) cry).

It's not just US

Joe Futrelle Promises Not to Become Poet Laureate, but Won't Give Up

Kermit the Bull Frog and Cookie Monster Linked to Anthrax and September 11

Kermit The Bull Frog Under Arrest

Kola Boof, the End of Newspoetry, and a Very Oily Christmas

The Last Barrel of Oil

Le Car vs. Chirac

Lesson Plan

L'etat, c'est lui

Let Undermining Beavers Bore ...

Lex Tali (on-us) Bans

Life in a Dynamic, Scalable, Affordable World

Local Salamander Celebrates Birthday, Accomplishments

LOGIC

looking for good news

The Lord's Prayer

LOST BETWEEN HIS EARS

Lotta'S trom.Ping on Grapes of Wrath

Louis all mad at the Yemenis

love in the age of syphillis

Lyre, Lyre --- Of a passion's pants on fire...

MAKE WAR!

Mammal Sperm

Market Shoots Up

Martha Stewart Palindromes

Massive Republican Election Victory

Maybe Not Florida?

The Meaning of September 11

Medea's Cloak Returned

metawar

meteorology

Missouri's Sex Laws

Movie Review: No Such Thing

My Address to the Nation

My Dinner with Ari

My fellow Americans ...

Names as Poetic Footnotes opposes <Self->Defenses of Insanity Pleas(es)

A Nation of Conquerors

Never Forget: Mickey Killed Mortimer

New Automobile Technology Unveiled

New Fears from Little Lily

New Restrictive Law to International Grads

News and Prophecy for the "New" Year

The News from Jupiter

NEWS FROM TOMORROW

Newspoem 2 February 2002

Newspoetry - A dangerous profession

Newspoetry.com Bought by Fox News

Newspoetry Crossword

Newspoetry Is Still Serious Business

Newspoetry Movie Review: Minority Report

Newspoetry Movie Review: Platoon

Newspoetry Personality Inventory

Newspoetry Plays Branson

Nice Things

No Conversation, Please.

Notes from a note worthy book

Notes on the Senate Hearings 09/26/02

NUKE'EM-TIL-THEY-GLOW WORMS

nypl newspoem

NYT prompts 20020306

ObLong Truth Abbreviatory

Ode to Typhoid Mary

The Odyssey

Of Mice and Men

Of Politico Double-Talks

OF POLITICOS

Of Turtle Nations -- 10/15/2001

Only Slow and Green

On Sale For $3.99

An Open Letter to John Ashcroft, Attorney General of the United States

Our Selective Leader

OverHearing as Highest Art of Listening

PARTIES CREATE WAYS TO AVOID SOFT MONEY BAN

Pentagon to Track American Poetry

Perpetual E-Motion Machines

Pf: 25 words

Phone Call, May 2002

PLAINLY SPEAKING AN EXECUTIVE LAW

Plan For US Has Many Allies Around the World

Plebian Plebiscites Placebos: Flaws in the Ointments

Poem on Bipartisanship

Poems to stop the coming war

Polit-tish

The Presidential Pretzel

The President's Poetry

Pretzel, Pretzel ...

Promises, Promises ...

Public Intelligence Transmission Service

Puff The Magic Dragon

Quecreek Photo Op

Queen's Intervention Frees Suspected Terrorists

Questions & Answers

Race Too Close to Call, Called Off

Ratios in our national news.

Re: bison

Recursion Repeats Allusion

Re: looking for good news

A Reluctant Confession

Replacement Poem

Replacement Poem

Representative Democracy

Re: resurrection

Resurrection

Res Verses

Revelation 6:4

RE: winter

The Rich Man's Song

Satanic Versus As Worse Us.

Saturn Night Live

Say News Breaks Free

Scalia is Narcotics

scene six

screaming piece

screaming piece

SECRETs SPOKEn, SECRETS BROKEN

See the Funny Man

Senseless Wars: What Frog-eyes Say to Frog-Brains

September Song

Seven Practical Things To Do Today

Seven-Word Newspoems

SHAME OF SHAD

Sharia Woman

ship of fools

Shit Hits Fan

SHRUB-A-DUB-DUB

Smart at News & Politics, Dumb at Relationships

Snakeheads Engulf Spanish Coastline

Sooks ~ Aee Wit O'Buck for Look Bovers

SOU Limerick

Spam Terrorism

special ed town

The speech I wish George W. Bush would make

spin

Spinaphor

Spring in me, amuse, DNA!

STAND DOWN

State of Terrorism Rules O-u-R Lives

Stimulus

Stocks Down Amid Inscrutable Factors

Stuck Ape

Subject #457's Haiku

Suggestions on Avoiding Coconut Attacks

Surf Poem

Taxation Enters a New Frontier

Ten years later

Test of Power: Inspectors Tour an Iraqi Palace

Texas Art Thieves Steal Kahlo, Picasso Paintings

They Have a Cow

Thoughts While Dreading the First Anniversary of 9/11

Three Peace Carols for AWARE

T!LT

To Every Season, Turn-Turn-Turnover A New Leaf -- A Time to Imitate; a Times to Refrain from Imitating?

Toleration Nation

Traficant poem

Training Stands to Reason

Tribute to St. Paul

Twenty Lines for Jim Simmerman

two 20-consonant newspoems

Two War Poems

Underground

The United States

THE UNITY BETWEEN

unmanned

UN Secretary General Kofu Anan Decides to Oust George W. Bush

Unsinkable?

USAMA BANANA

U.S. Develops Innovative New Strategy: Bomb the Hell Out of Baghdad

US Invents Weapon, Bombs Iraq

Violence

Virtual Puppy Porn and Quote of the Month

Virus Alert!!

War in the sun

War is Talk (not hell for us)

War on Terror Over, War on Dread to Begin

WAR STRAINS RELATIONSHIPS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

Water Ice

The Water is Arisen

weather

WELCOME TO SECURITY CHECKPOINT #63702

We Remember Each Life

We've been out here for hours,

What Did You Learn Today?

What is Newspoetry?

What Matters, in the End?

What Next? Metaphor?

What's the Outlook for Our Economy?

What Was That Again?

White Man's Burden

WHY I CAN'T WRITE A FUCKING POEM ABOUT FUCKING YUCCA MOUNTAIN

Why I'm Closing The Blinds

Woman Hit on University Av.

World Needs Enema

W's SOU

Y2.002K Bug Strikes

You are dreaming of a poem

You Promised You'd Come Home (Where Are You?)

Your Local News Headlines

Your Money In Motion

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zero justice

The Zestfully Clean With Lemony Pledge

Zoey for Alpha Dog