Newspoetry 1999
Index by Title
11,112,006,825,558,016 Sonnets
20 Consonant Newspoetry Flashes
27 Bullets for Tyisha Shenee Miller
Accidents Happen (or) A Select History of Ethnic Cleansing
After "What things are called"
Alien Planet Open for Colonization Except for Pesky Aliens
"And you arrive with your psychoses."
The Angry Cow illness Announced in France
Another Look At The WTO's Homepage
Around the World in 60 Headlines
AT & T Cut 18,000 Jobs Last Month
At the pound I waited a half hour in line and then had to hike a long ways to find my burnt-out car
Bassoon Recital Rocks Albanian Youth
"The bends justify the beans..."
Bill Clinton Interview NEWSPOETRY INTRANATIONAL Exclusive Transcript
"Break off the president's head"
Bumper Stickers Express Public Sentiment
"Champaign lawyer John Hirschfeld volunteered to bomb Yugoslavia..."
Chicken Soup for your Corporate Ass
"CHIEF ILLINIWEK" DIES IN SMALL PLANE CRASH
Cincinnati Post Headline Collage
Clinton Declares Aug. 6th "National Nuclear Test-Off"
Clinton Deploys US Bombs and Troops to Fight Floyd
Clinton Endorses World Trade at Harley-Davidson Plant
Clinton Signs Comprehensive Acid Test Ban Treaty
Colonel's wife faces cocaine charge
Commandments, Drug Firms To Merge
Commentary via Lexical Modification of Right Wing Web Page Poem
Courier Managerial Drug Ring Uncovered
"The coyote has defied every effort to defeat it."
A Day on the CTA
1 / 2 / 3
/ 4
"Dear Alderperson..."
1 Feb 99 / 14
March 99
"Dear President Clinton..."
28 June 99
Death Penalty Fails to Deter: Record Number Executed in 1999
Desktop Discount Shopping, the Newest Perquisite
Dow and Union Carbide to Merge
Drunk Flower Thief Still Not Apprehended
Eight Alexandrines for Champaign Police Department
Electronic Media Demonstrate Baffling Potential
END OF THE INNOCENCE: The 1954 CIA Coup in Guatemala
The Euthanasia of Tom Youk By Jack Kevorkian, Broadcast on “60 minutes” November 22 1998
EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE, FOLKS!
EXCLUSIVE NEWSpoetry INTERVIEW WITH HARVARD LAW PROFESSOR
Fear and Loathing at Brown University
"February 8th the us military invaded Kingsville, Texas..."
for
Shelby
more
gun dealers than gas stations
further further adventures of tinyman
"Give us this day our sports, our weather"
HAND TRANSPLANT UNAVAILABLE TO FUNNY-TALKING, STUPID, GAY VICTIMS
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother Can You Spare A Dime Baby, Standing In The Shadow
"He sits in the window and tells his mother every time he sees the planes."
here's ed with the <5letter news
HORRIBLE, STUPID CRAP HAPPENS: World Can Go Fuck Itself
HOUSING PROJECTS FORM 'SECOND AMENDMENT POSSE'
"I am standing in my kitchen listening..."
"i awaken in a mushroom of fog..."
"I keep having this dream where I wake up wanting to know about Kosovo."
"If "
IMPEACHMENT PROCESS ASKS A DISTRACTION FOR BIG MILITARY SPENDING INCREASE
"In a blocked-off sector of the Pentagon..."
THE INTENT OF THE FRAMERS LIVES ON.
"it starts here when a mountainside is reduced to slag and scorched vegetation"
Jesse Jackson Gets Warmer Reception in Iraq Than America or Saddam Hussein vs. Decatur School Board
jesse ventura today reached osaka - a recursive haicoup
"johnny werd was by now an adult..."
Kazakh Launch Ban Threatens Mir
King Hussein visits the Israeli girl
Labor Day Weekend with Bob Greenberg
The Last Night at Jeans (with Kitty serving as bartender)
Last night, I dreamed that I made sandwiches for the revolution.
The Last Refuge: Flooding on the Yangtze River 1998
limerick that scans like a chicken
limerick that scans like a chicken: a critical interrogation
limerick that scans like a chicken: a critical interrogation - reflections by poet Dirk Stratton
"MADONNA STILL COOL" CLAIMS PAGLIA
Malaysian Prime Minister Elected Limerick Rose
"The Mayor of the Moon is interested in development."
Memo to all Newspoets: Holiday Greetings
The Metaphor and its downfall in the Internet Economy
Microsoft Announces New Unknown Operating System
"Money..."
More Reflections on the Internet Economy
NATO Faces Potential Embarassment
NATO, Milosevic, Ban "Iraq" from English Alphabet
NewPoemForm: 12-Character Installment2
Newspoetry Cultural Review, 12/26/99: The New, Revamped Center Of Science and Industry (COSI)located in increasingly mall-like Downtown ColumbusNewspoetry Etude for Prepared Piano
Newspoetry Powerpoint Presentation
NEWSPOETRY PRESENTS: a new poetic form: Haicoup
Newspoets win international hypertext novel contest, go to Brown
NRA Used 'Every Weapon' To Kill Gun Bill-Clinton
Odd Joysticking Causes Ken To Throw Fireball
"Oh, John, don't go to Kosovo..."
On her own initiative/ Alderperson Huth
"On the fourteenth of January"
"On the train, everyone stinks of mistrust and indifference."
Ottava Rima: Aviano Air Force Base
Pass The Rubber Chicken-A Collection Of Statements
Past Half Year Remembrance 1999
People still unaware end of world imminent
PLEASE CONTACT YOUR FINANCIAL INSTITUTION
Police Fire 3.3 Billion Shots at Unarmed Man
Police say they fired no shots in struggle in van
Portrait of a Chicago Newspoet
Prevention, Cure, or Violent Suppression of Symptoms
Review of the Kalichstein-Laredo-Robinson Trio
Sanctions Kill People Kill Sanctions
Scott don't write me no newspomes no more
SEASON'S GREETINGS FROM THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY
SIGNS OF THE END TIMES, II: LAB GROWN BLADDERS IMPLANTED INTO DOGS
Silence in Seattle as NASA concedes loss of WTO
Small Conflict Averted; Peace Resumes In Backyard
Studies Reveal A Lot About Women And A Little Something About Men
Subject: Smart as a rock(et) (spontanious composition)
"Sorry I wasn't in the chat room last night."
St. Patrick's Day Unknown 1999
Still Life With Albanian Refugee
STOP: a Protest Play
I:i / I:ii /
I:iii / I:iv / I:v
/ I:vi / II:i / II:ii
/ III:i / III:ii /
III:iii
Strange Research Proves Somewhat Inconclusive
Supervalu Threatens to Outsource Trucking in Face of Disputed Union Election
Tensions Kept Congress Divided to the End
TERSE PHRASE VIES FOR ATTENTION
"they walked the streets of Buckhead"
This Is Not a Political Sonnet, It Doesn't Scan
"this week, a guy was changing a valve on top of a gas-tanker"
"Three of my friends got held up at gunpoint last weekend."
"to wrestle a girl is not right"
"Today I thought, 'I can't run in sandals.'"
"Today the impeachment thing is over."
Tornado Victims Remain Without Power
UN EJECTS U.S. Global alliance to forge ahead without "Lone Superpower"
Unentitled libretto for a piano player
Unknown Diary: Associated Writing Program Conference
Used Tear Gas Canisters Pulled from Market: Property of Seattle Police
Variations on the New York Times
4 May 99 / 8 June
99
WAL-MART ASSOCIATES' MANDATORY INTERNATIONAL ANTHEM
"We have grown ever more sensitive..."
We should consider / depleted uranium / radioactive.
What do you mean aid? We bombed you, isn't that expensive enough?
What Goes Through Your Head While Being Harrassed At 12:30 A.M. Sunday Morning
Where Have all the Peaceniks Gone?
William's diary: Brown University
"With talk of repealing the ABM treaty in the air..."
"women don't make as much dough"
"You meant to buy the morning paper."
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